The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

Perhaps I should explain: the version I posted is bad, and I am fully aware of its badness. I simply wished to share it so that we could all appreciate how bad it is.

Please, listen to this version of Jump instead:

I’m pretty sure he’s not actually a canine, but the result of Salvador Dali’s spirit colliding with a unicorn on its way to be reincarnated.

I’m OK with calling those flying boats, because while they do fly, they’re also pretty good at being boats. Most so-called flying cars do an OK job of flying, but kinda suck at being cars.

Raphael has found his own truth, and he must follow it.

Your answer makes sense, and was not at all what I expected from the internet.

What, pray tell, are ass ears?

What, pray tell, are ass ears?

I’d argue that is not so much a flying car as it is a driving plane.

I don’t really see how giving away free ice cream is beneficial to bees, but I’m not complaining.

I don’t think this was a callout so much as a question, but I could be wrong. And now we’re all commenting on this comment about comments, thereby securing the blessings of the Kinja.

In addition to stars, comments bump posts up towards the top of the list when sorted by the default “popular” algorithm.

Dang; I knew it had been around a while, but I had no idea it was that long.

Neutral: We’ve all known since we were kids that Diesel was the bad guy.

Soul Red is a magnificent color. But I think the best red I’ve ever seen on a car was a Lexus LC500 I saw on the highway last week. You can look up pictures of red LC500s, but it’s just not the same as seeing one in person.

Seriously?

I believe you; I’m just curious about what specific laws would be broken in a purely hypothetical situation like that.

Yes. According to the Wikipedia article, the car featured a “fully clear ‘bubble top’ roof”. If you look closely, you’ll notice this car doesn’t have any mirrors. I guess the idea was to replace mirrors with a camera.

The KitchenAid truly is the tractor of small appliances.

The KitchenAid truly is the tractor of small appliances.