Just wait; soon, some car manufacturer will install a minuscule wiper assembly and washer fluid spray nozzle just for the backup camera lens. My money’s on Volvo.

I just learned that this beautiful beast, the 1956 Buick Centurion concept car, was the first to feature a backup camera:

Can’t tell if serious or joking. Either way, here’s the blog you asked for:

This is a trick I’ve been using for a while. Some of the signs in my house:

As an English-speaker who knows just enough Spanish to sort of barely communicate, I seriously think Spanish is a better language in many ways. Every vowel has one sound that it always makes. The rules of pronunciation are much more consistent than in English, so that if you know the rules, you can pretty much always…

Just wait a few minutes; silver is so volatile that this headline will probably not be true for very long. And then it will be again. And then it won’t be. And so on.

There are some who do not like the color yellow. I’m glad to see that you’re not one of them.

1. How do you pronounce the make and model of this car? Mazda MazdaSix? Mazda Six? Mazda Mazda Mazda Mazda Mazda Mazda?

Huh. Well, apparently I just suck at maps.

I’m not really sure why I decided to look around Chandler, Arizona on Google Maps to find this intersection, but I did. There are two Los Feliz Drives in Chandler, a North one and a South one. Both of them are very short neighborhood streets, and neither of them intersects Chandler Boulevard.

“What could I bring that’s more contemptible than a Prius?”

Crap, this is actually starting to sound like a good idea. Somebody invest some money so we can get this going.

That makes a lot of sense actually. So really what I need to do is start a grocery store that sells fresh foods in small amounts. Things like an individual sprig of parsley, or half an onion, or a single lemon wedge, or just one clove of garlic. The trouble would be figuring out a way to do that without using an…

So now I want to sell build-your-own meal kits. All the instructions and parts lists for the meals are available in a free app, which can also be used as your shopping list. Buy the parts, take ‘em home, and follow the assembly instructions to make yourself a delicious, fresh, home-cooked meal. Maybe next time, try…

But does it come in yellow?

You might be right.

There aren’t a lot of things I like about my truck (a ‘99 S-10 2.2L), but one thing I do like is that somebody responsible for designing the engine bay once thought, “You know, when somebody takes this oil filter off sometime in the future, it’d be nice if the oil didn’t pour out all over the crossmember and make a…

Tip to police: look for CB radio users who go by the handle “Big Ben” or “Rubber Duck”.

What kind of bait do you use to catch Swedish Fish?