Yeah he really should have thought that through. Operating the bathroom door handle with stigmata has got to be a real pain in the ass.
The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.
I will bring this up until the day that this is no longer an issue (probably forever?): 9 of the 10 counties in Washington state that benefited the most from Obamacare also voted for Donald Trump.
“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”
But, the release of sperm is largely voluntary. Millions and millions of half-babies are killed with each release. Women only ovulate 300 eggs over a lifetime.
I propose a new law: If you are morally or ethically opposed to abortion, do not get an abortion. Also, let other people follow their own moral code, since it in no way affects you. If you care about life and all on the planet, pack a lunch for hungry kids.
The average high school’s male population would pay for the wall, in full, within a year. Anything beyond that is for maintenance of the wall...with any surplus going to NASA. We’ll be doing day trips to Mars within 5 years.
This is full-blown doublespeak. This is not metaphor, this is not allegory, this is not a hyperbolic reference to dystopian literature. This is the government of the United States consciously and actively trying to completely subvert the public’s trust in media, mass communication, and language itself.
Of course they don’t turn into cameras.
I would be a terrible reporter because after a few times back and forth, I’d just start shouting “HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB”
He also said he wasn’t a racist!
Hey if they get to rag about Michelle daring to bare her arms then we can rag about anything those fuckers do. They want us to stop being so high and mighty elitists? Fine we’ll get down in the dirt with them and put them through the fucking ringer. Theyre gonna find out this isnt a mudhole...its an operating table.
“How many”, Spicy? Why don’t you check with Chaffetz and his Benghazi Humpers to find out EXACTLY HOW MANY investigations, dollars, people, etc. need to be exhausted before you realize (but still fail to admit) that there is nothing there.
Dude: (gets a blowjob)