Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

No. 2 on your list is a reeeeaaaally good reason this country is so divided. If you yell. If you call names. No one listens to you. You are a just a crazy person (no matter which side of the debate) yelling. It’s the same in your relationships at home or in the workplace. Yelling doesn’t win fights. It makes animosity…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

You can always send a postcard for $3 from your phone.

Look, to all the people who want illegal immigrants to leave and come back to the US “the right way”.....

Fake NEWZ!! Benghazi EMAILS!!! PANTS SUITS MAGA!!!! WALL WALL

This motherfucker also said, regarding forcing EPA to take down its website about climate change and national parks to remove tweets critical of Trump’s anti-climate stance: “That wasn’t us. That came from inside those agencies because they violated their own anti-lobbying policies. That wasn’t us.”

...“the more repellent side of feminism: the vile, crude, man-hating, violent, nasty side”...

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Last week I watched a PBS documentary on nuclear power (the plants that run on nuclear waste are fascinating), I suspect I know more about nuclear energy than Rick Perry.

I just... Does Rick Perry not have access to Google? Does his internet not have Wikipedia or energy.gov? Did he not take 2 minutes to Google “Secretary of Energy” and “Department of Energy” before he agreed to take that job and lead that department? I truly, truly do not understand why someone would accept a cabinet…

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

SAME. I’m afraid I would cling to his hands, weeping tears of fear and sorrow, and gibbering almost incomprehensibly WHY YOU LEAVE WHY YOU GO HELLLLPPPP USSSSSSSSSS PLEEEEEEEEEZZZZ intermixed with THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU

Donald calls it a “kazoo?”

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?