This was the most poorly written survey ever written.

Add “big league” to that list.

FUCKING CHAFFETZ

I hate-watch this show.

It has to be a violation of some kind that he’s still using his personal twitter account AND the POTUS account. When Obama got the POTUS twitter, he stopped using his personal twitter and didn’t touch it again (as far as I know, because I loathe twitter) until he wasn’t president anymore. That’s how it should be done!

My friend and I are both from Utah (now living in WA State) and we both follow Utah politics and the FUCKING CHAFFETZ town hall was brilliant. The “Indivisible Utah” group planned well in advance and had a strategy for dealing with him. They vowed to keep asking the same question over and over if he refused to answer…

Unfortunately, if you plan to nurse, your body won’t be your own until they stop nursing ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. Talk to me about parasitic!

If the interaction were between two Japanese business men, a handshake likely wouldn’t have occured. (depends on their ages.) So, it’s not quite your pants analogy. More like, a Japanese woman wouldn’t necessarily wear a kimono in the US in accordance with their customs and instead would wear a more western outfit.

True story: the origination of the handshake came about because people wanted to ensure the other person didn’t have a weapon up their sleeve! (some say medieval times, others, ancient Rome.)

And the thing is, he’d have picked up on from Abe, if he’d been briefed by protocal that he shouldn’t stare at the PM. (or paid any attention, if they did brief him.)

According to my research, a brief handshake would have been sufficient. But the protocal office should have briefed him on customs, like don’t stare at them in the eyes, handshakes are very brief (1-2 seconds), don’t pat him on the back, and that he doesn’t need to bow, unless Abe bows first and then he would need to…

FUCKING CHAFFETZ.

And he’ll place the “blame” on the “so-called” judges and completely gloss over his part of this shitshow.

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

And if you have amazon prime, you can get the WaPo for six months free and then $3.99/month after that. Despite having multiple devices on which to check, I kept using all my “free” articles by the 5th day of the month and finally subscribed.

During the women’s march in Seattle, my friend and I met a woman walking alone. Somehow the conversation got to Chaffetz and the nickname FUCKING CHAFFETZ was born. That’s the only way I’ll refer to him now.

This summary from wonkette is HILARIOUS:

It’s a red herring really. Either way, he’s got a scapegoat if we are attacked and he can shift the blame away from himself onto “so called judges” or anyone who opposed him. Even if a terror attack occurs by an individual not from one of the countries on the list, they’ll find a way to claim it’s connected.

It’s not about “can’t” do it and more about “have some fucking manners” from how I see it. He couldn’t even be bothered to wait for her and climb the steps together, side by side, even if he didn’t help her up the stairs by offering his arm or holding her hand or a hand to the small of her back. He just ran off and…

I emailed them and got an automated response back: