You left out the best part! The tears that fell; the sobs he held back as Baby Ammon blamed his daddy for his problems with the government!

I know where Bill O’Reilly’s Hamptons house is. (It’s actually a nice house and one can easily see in the windows.)

Please don’t buy it from Kohls though. Or buy it directly from Lili Chin. She does sell products with the image on it.

I didn’t see this mentioned yet but that long list of other taxes he claimed he pays - not so much. They’re passed on to customers (sales, VAT) or employees (state, federal, SS) and don’t necessarily come out of his personal wallet. So again, making the claim he pays but shifting the actual burden onto someone else.

ALL my fb friends and I said coke (“the best coke! The winningest coke!!”)

Saying all white people are inherently afraid is the same as saying all African Americans are dangerous.

I read (but can’t remember where now) that it was a plainclothes officer who did not immediately identify himself. Is that what you also saw?

I’m so sorry. I can’t even imagine the stress and fear. Wish I could give you a big hug.

If Trump had a bowl of brain cells and I told you just 3 of them were capable of critical thought would you vote for the whole bowl? That’s our Republican problem. (Cribbed from a guy on Facebook)

I fear I would taste like disappointment and bad choices.

I noticed that too - I usually expect the male commentators to put down the girls or talk about how boy-like they are but this guy was good. (Like all the asshole male commentators at the summer Olympics)

Nordstrom is an option - it's not free and not immediate but an option. If you have a Nordstrom card and spend a certain amount per year, I believe it's free for alterations.

Thereare some significant challenges to adapting runway clothes into plus sizes. It’s not just about extra fabric but plus size (I hate that term) don’t all have bigger boobs, but some do. (Sadly not me.)

My 11-year old behaves better than this douche!! Better manners, compassion and cares for other people. So, basically, he’ll never be a CEO.

Yep - still had a dildo on his face. (Look at his nose - it's the shape of a dildo!!)

I’ll add to what everyone else has said - you're dad is awesome and our country is lucky to have brave men and women like him in times of crisis.

My ex and I divorced four years ago when my kids were 5, 7, and 18. The younger two were really upset for about a year (after the divorce was final) and then things settled down.

Mine can’t either. I’m always glaring at him and hissing “SHHHHHH” and yet he blabs everything. He gets that charming trait from his dad. (Also the ADHD) he's also a super smarty pants which I'm certain is from me!

Did you see the John Oliver segment, before they went on break, about this book and Trump? I'm on my phone and can't link but it is so funny!!

Hey now - my ADHD afflicted 9-year-old has a better attention span than Trump! He’d probably do a better job as POTUS right now than Trump would. Waffles for everyone! International Lego day! Minecraft on the White House lawn! Mandatory puppies!