The very existence of billionaires is an example of how our government and economic systems have failed.

It’s also my birthday!

There is something about seeing a person’s face go legitimately blank that’s really, really scary to me. Somebody else posted a GIF of Wendy as she went down, and rather than finding it funny, I see it as genuinely chilling.

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

MARY WOULD HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING

Its’ so weird— we have smart, educated good looking people here that the US is dying to deport and yet they are recruiting in New Zealand?

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Haha, I can’t wait to watch the no-gluten-dairy-grains-or-GMOs othorexia set try to flip the coin between “but CALORIES” and “but GMO”.

He’s not being charged, or sued. There’s no lawyer code that says “defend every jagoff criticized of anything and protect his precious gropey feelings”.

I don’t mind talking about it. It’s actually really interesting and shows how wrong the “life begins at conception” mantra is.

This is a poem that sums up so much of this experience:

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants…

I’d like to point out that a guy just committed an act of terror in Edmonton but he wasn’t able to actually kill anyone because up here you can’t go into your local Wal-Mart and pick up a semi automatic firearm.

Yes, those players knelt in prayer, and yes they were praying for unity and justice for all, but most of them are black, so it’s important to Trump supporters to boo them. Because they’re black.

Ellie I’m going to need you to please reassure me that this isn’t true and that we don’t have a President who is forcing us to talk about this and that you’ve actually just been doing some sort of performance-art-cum-prank like Orson Welles but on purpose and with a big orange man instead of little green ones.

This is perfectly in line with his prevailing M.O. of denying direct quotes that everyone heard him say, and which is fully documented— in ways that everyone but him can see. He doesn’t seem to have developed object permanence.

There’s always a catch with the Saudis.

The vast Pyramids of the Sun and Moon are different from those of ancient Egypt

This movie looks wonderful. You know, we can all time hop in a way. I bought this little 1934 datebook diary at a flea market several years ago. A 20 year old woman named Daisy recorded her life almost every day that year while living in the same city as I do now. It includes her work life, romantic life (her…

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.