Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Seriously, wtf is it with TS hate? She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person. And yeah, she’s channelling a different aspect of her personality. May I remind everyone that at her age Beyonce introduced Sasha Fierce?

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

This is only semi-related, but it is so bizarre to me how we treat mail as magically private. I needed an account number for something recently, so I went on to my bank’s site, logged in, and I couldn’t find it. I went to my electronic statements looked there, but it only had the last three or digits and the rest were…

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

Read a book.

That’s why New York’s elite have always mocked Trump. He’s the hillbilly’s idea of a rich man. Old money New Yorkers not only don’t have gold plated penthouses, they wouldn’t step foot in one.

Remote Control!

That wasn’t the reason. That was the excuse.

Thank you for writing this, and thank you to your dad for all he has done.

I’m not a huge fan, and I think it’s because of the cultivated hesitation in her voice. This seems to be a bit of an NPR phenomenon - the interviewer who wants to avoid being ironic, but can’t disguise it perfectly, so the earnestness is a style rather than a content. She and others hesitate when speaking as if to say…

She could have stood her ground against that bus!

Yeah I mean I guess it would have been easier to shoot her.

That top image definitely isn’t Star Trek; that’s 100% Flight of the Navigator.

But like, Joanna Lumley as Patsy as Doctor Who, right? Hahaha.

If you are a skittish, nervous, risk-adverse person, do not become a police officer.

Hey! *hugs* Above everything else, I want you to know that you have not wrecked your life. When you look back in a few years, this will seem like a shitty, awful detour you took—but in no way does it define who you are as a person.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci will you do the fandango?

Apparently, Trump supporters are against elitism as long as that means a person is well-educated and intelligent.