What a terrible day to be able to read

Can we just please be done with mask mandates?

Instead of a virus, picture them as terrorists looking for places to hide. Would you stop locking your doors if terrorists were hiding in homes and cars and killing 1000 people a day? Would you object to a no-unlocked-doors mandate?

You know what’s amazing about the human race? While all other creatures on this planet are simply trying to spend their days not getting eaten, we spend our time figuring out that something like Aluminum can help you stop sweating because other humans decided that sweating is bad and smelling like anything other than…

Nah I’m good. The implication that our vaginas need “freshening” is weird to me.

I know this might be an unpopular answer but I think alcohol is only a good gift if you know that the person drinks, that they’re OK with their level of drinking and that they will actually drink what you’ve given them. I’ve had a few times in my life when I’ve tried to curtail my drinking. When I turned 40 I was…

I....don’t get it...

I know it’s a troll article, but I’ll add to the list of *actual* songs that’s forming in the comments:

Yeah, this feels like an April Fool’s joke. And here I was, ready to crown Claire “Queen of Halloween”. Oh well. 

Is Claire now moonlighting as Roky Erickson’s publicist? So weird.

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

Yeah, that’s not going to cut it for the french press. Maybe for an every-day cleaning, that’s a fine method, but if you’re doing a deep clean, you really need to take apart the plunger. Once you take it apart, you’ll see probably a decent amount of coffee grounds, built-up coffee oils, and other assorted gunk hiding…

For me, it’s a toss up between that and could of/should of/would of.

This is a brutal take.

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

Saving not Savings. Saving is singular not plural. This is a common mistake