I can’t look it up right now, but a few years ago she was doing press junkets (or whatever they’re called) for that movie she did with Justin Timberlake, and they were in Russia and some journalist started trying to slam Justin and Mila just let the journalist have. It. In Russian. Because she was born in the Ukraine…

Yeah, generally this is not the best-written Jez post. The last line about how Mila’s probably going to exhaust herself also seems kind of off.

I was talking to my mother this morning - she’s 70 and never worked in a large corporate setting. I work at a large bank in a technology area and my team that started off 50-50 men/women is now 1 woman (me) and 6 men. The change was due to two women leaving and their replacements being men plus additional hires -…

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

If it keeps $50 million out of the hands of Scientology, I’m all for it.

The best thing about it is it’s truly that; a freaking fee! She doesn’t actually need a penny of it. I love her so much. May I study at her Fuck This Shit University.

The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!

This is my dog she is a good dog

This is so perfect.

Is it love, or is it toxic radiation? It’s both, but who cares! (Marie & Pierre Curie)

My niece, Iris, went as an Autumn Fairy

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Prince!

My bf and I. Boozy babies

Tin foil wrapped in jewelry wire, wrapped in strips of red velvet. I am real proud of these horns, y’all.

Trying pose my son in his first Halloween costume, and he was not happy. That it is out of focus, makes this photo even better. I call this his dejected pumpkin costume.

Reverse mermaid

My hair is still all sorts of tangled today.

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

My Slutty Erick Erickson costume emphasizes literally all body parts I could squish together to create cleavage, including elbows and armpits.