Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…

I hate shit like this too. Someone could really have gotten hurt, had a heart attack, had a panic attack, been trampled, fallen down and hit their head, etc. There’s enough of this kind of mess/horror happening in the world that creating it on purpose is just uber disrespectful. She should be charged with reckless…

I see:

“I did this to show how people react to situations with homeless people and people with mental health,” so now people are going to be even less likely to react in a humane and compassionate manner? Because it could be someone in distress, or it could be an attention-seeking brat.

This story needs its own post; an explainer.

Right? Way to render your interesting post totally redundant in the last second.

I rode my bike through the park yesterday and saw a woman holding her nearly-grown child folded in half, shooting urine straight into the bike lane, which would have been charming if it’d been a marble fountain and not a 10-year-old.

Marilyn had talent, Kanye. Sit the fuck down, clown.

I though we weren’t supposed to be doing that outside of hospitals, schools, and other super germy places anymore? You know, overusing antibacterials and creating super resistant bacteria and global health and what not.

TRYING NOT TO BREED SUPER BUGS THATS WHAT. It’s like immune system boot camp.

antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?

huh, we did not know that existed when we assigned this to A Man; i don’t really read the toast. oh well, i like ours better anyway!

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

Yeah, and then she egged and keyed his car :)

I always appreciate when women share their abortion stories. Each story helps towards removing the stigma.

Psssh who cares about bishes and babies - we only care about fetuses.

This is terrible. I don’t work directly with statistics and data, but I know how, er, vital the vital statistics are.

Also, can I just add here that maaaaaybe the women who would actively seek to prevent pregnancy in the first place (but don’t always have the financial resources to do so without these clinics) are a good judge that pregnancy may not have the healthiest outcomes for themselves?

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.