Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

This is the right take. This is what we should be talking about with this port.

why do you weebs always have to validate my stereotypes of you with these cringe takes

That’s lame but also like the censored outfits look aesthetically better imo

Right on! I’m not  buying ANY game I can’t also masturbate to

No... I praise the fact the game is getting a rerelease so I can play it and don’t really care that a few costumes were changed to be slightly less revealing. Which was exactly what I wrote... This is not something to get worked up about in the slightest. But if you want to get worked up over slight changes to an…

Really? You’re going to pass on what by all accounts and standards seems to be a great game because of anime pantsu?

I unironically love this show SO much. I went from jokingly watching it to getting excited every Monday for a new episode. It’s dumb, it’s brainless, but it’s also *nice* and joyful in a way you don’t really see on TV these days.

I never thought I would say this, but on a show with both Robin Thicke and Jenny McCarthy, Ken Jeong is the worst part. 

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Looking forward to Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth! :D

Yeah, I think that would be a very smart next step for the developer, at this point. The games are very similar in design to Link’s Awakening, so all the work that went into this should be easily transferable (as “easy” as game design gets, that is).

Me too. The Oracle games are a giant hole in my Zelda history. 

Considering the Rockpile seats are in approximately Wyoming, I’m kinda impressed they’re even getting five bucks for them.

Soto is going to be in the HoF. He’s incredible. I snatched him up last year in my rotisserie league, so I’ve been following him since he came up. Dude is 20 and plays with the experience of a 35 year old. Amazing plate discipline.

Also on the other side of the coin, Juan Soto is an amazing. This postgame interview of him with his dad by his side warms the heart.

Neutral observer here. When Grisham overran the ball you saw him basically start to collapse after he realized what had happened, only to then realize he couldn’t even mourn his mistake since it was only the 8th and Soto was still running the bases. Man, I felt that.

How much did you have riding on this game? You’re reeeeeaaaaaallllll salty!

I just got home from the game, and the roar after Soto hammered that pitch to right was unquestionably the loudest sound I have ever heard.  It’s easy to get hyper-cynical in DC these days (or anywhere really), but that was a very cool sports moment.  

No, but we can recommend 29 other teams to root for.