Honestly I find “Chunk Widebody” to be far more hilarious anyway

What a stupid hill to die on.

I feel like there’s a thinkpiece brewing in the fact that a game that was apparently so egregious in 1992 that it contributed to the founding of the ESRB being rated T for Teen in 2017

Yeah, this was the impression I got as well - that Mipha loved Link but nothing ever came of it (besides dope armor). There’s that one cutscene where she basically almost tells Zelda “your power will awaken if you think about how much you love Link” and then Ganon shows up and the words don’t come out. So like, idk.…

Right like. Hi, I’m 27, I work full time, I have a masters and I’m married???? what part of that sounds like I don’t have a grip on my life, exactly???? fuck off lmfao

whenever someone’s said “you’ll change your mind” I generally yell “NO I FUCKING WILL NOT” and that generally ends that conversation

your friend sounds just like me. I got married in february and it’s been “SO KIDS WHEN???????” from too many people whose business it ain’t since then

I got hitched at the end of February. I have since had to contend with a bunch of people sticking their nose in my business, going “when are you having children??” bitch i’m NOT, get the fuck out my face. I also didn’t change my last name to match my husband’s, so clearly I am a devil woman.

A PlayStation 4 currently trades in for more than $120 cash, $160 store value. Sorry, there’s no fucking excuse for this nonsense. Maybe don’t live like a goddamn savage and treat your home/electronics with more care.

I worked at GameStops in the Baltimore area for four years. Weh ad a LOT of roach-infested systems, but I think tobacco gunk was the worse problem. Basically for me it was an automatic defective trade if I could smell the system when it came through the doors. I wasn’t about to clean that shit up.

Yeah, that was my first thought. Hope the poor lil beeb is okay :c

I’m willing to bet it’s the latter

Not liking kids doesn’t automatically make anyone a bad person but thanks

that’s my plan! no risk of overwritten games when there aren’t any shitty kids around to screw around with my systems

And this kind of thing can hopefully spur an interest into those other things. I think the dude just needs to be able to shut up and listen to what other people are talking about and try to take a genuine interest in what they’re saying rather than staying in his own head with his overwatch meta theories

Girl in letter number one up there sounds a lot like me a couple years ago. I lost all my self-confidence since I had gained a decent amount of weight. And then last year I kind of went fuck it, my boyfriend (now husband) finds me attractive, so clearly I must be. I bought some new clothes, dressed a little different,…

I love the snowquil set! It looks so comfortable.

The image used for the climbing gear actually shows him wearing the Champion’s Tunic. While the climbing gear’s top is blue, it’s a darker shade, and a different cut.

I’ll just keep rolling with the nice Shiekah Slate case that came with my Zelda collector’s edition, thanks

I just blew up the ceiling with a bomb arrow, huh.