Let’s be honest, the NFL excuse makes it easy to say no and not have to play with Maroon 5.

Kevin Hart might be available to warm up the crowd

That’s just a call duck. Looks like it is tuckered out, hence being rather chill. Call ducks are very talkative and loud.

The man was a 22-year-old veteran cop

That’s not a cow; it’s a steer. A cow is a female that has had at least one calf. A heifer is an non calved female. A steer is a castrated male. A bull still has his balls.

On Thursday, they emphasized that this case shouldn’t discourage others from contributing to a good cause.

On Thursday, they emphasized that this case shouldn’t discourage others from contributing to a good cause.

Is this really doxxing? If you post something on Facebook, it’s the equivalent of renting a billboard, printing up a big sign and putting your name and contact information in big letters at the bottom.

You understand that it’s not “doxxing” to repeat information that someone has already willingly made public, right?  I know Gizmodo/Gawker and issues of online privacy and consent have a perilous relationship, but you still can’t just make up a new meaning for a word when it fits your narrative (unless, perhaps, you…

Wow, he looks young enough to be Catherine Zeta-Jones’ husband.

This is sort of the Fyre Festival of misbegotten GoFundMe good deeds.

So much this! We live in a country where we rely far too much on donations from individuals, non-profits and churches. Many many people slip through the cracks because of this. All of the aforementioned have limited and biased sphere’s of influence ($400k going to ONE veteran being case-in-fucking-point). Whereas the…

Maybe we as a country shouldn’t have to rely on individual GoFundMe campaigns to fight drug addiction and homelessness, or may for medical bills, or really provide any of the kinds of services that a government in a wealthy country should be able to provide. 

- narration from the upcoming Werner Herzog documentary about this guy

I’ve noticed in recent years a trend where people will release individual balloons at funerals in order to send messages to their departed loved one; with each person releasing one balloon. It might be only a couple of dozen balloons at a time but the amount of plastic sill adds up. Besides I don’t claim to know the…

Supposedly, somewhere there’s an alternate ending to E.T. where Elliot is probed and eaten by E.T.’s family at the end; his corpse is stuffed with Reese’s Pieces to bring out the flavor. An E.T. Thanksgiving, I guess.

I’m no fan of Trump or his true believers.... but it’s a hat. A hat!

I don’t know about his mental state, but I do want the name of his tailor/wherever he shops.

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

I’ve been doing the squatty-potty since I was like 10 years old. I can almost imagine (or hallucinate) the germs on the toilet seat [because I know it’s there] and feel true anxiety about my ass cheeks touching the seat. It’s why I have some serious thigh definition lol