Keri Russell on the press tour when confronted by butt-hurt fanboys: “Show them your face!”

I always laugh at “What’s the point of balancing a tack hammer on my head?”

I can say with utter certainty that my wife and I saw Mystery Men at 12:30am the morning of August 11, 1999. She had to be at the hospital at 5:00am for a scheduled C-section and there was no way we were going to sleep that night, so we went to a post-midnight showing. The theater was rather empty but we had a great…

“Until you learn to master your rage—”
“Your rage will become your master? [Long pause] That’s what you were going to say, right?”
“Not necessarily.”

Wes Studi is a national treasure.

“These new movies by contrast actively contradicts everything we know about how the force is supposed to work, re-writes beloved characters in ways that don’t feel right, and even seem to contradict each other in strange ways.”

Yeah but they don’t, actually? 

BANJO!

Or literally any trip to the concessions stand at any sporting event or concert, ever.

baseball games

Hey buddy, this isn’t r/incel. Maybe you should get back to watching Jordan Peterson videos and shouting racist things on Fortnite.

If Offred isn’t a willing participant to the sex, it’s rape.

I wasn’t entirely sure if they would count- Nigeria uses English as official language, but Igbo and Yoruba came to mind as native languages.

it’s not a moving screen if you are running toward the basket, I believe

How can it still be a screen if they maintain the same path and form down the court?

The end of the game had a very “stoppage time in soccer” feel to it. I was half expecting the game to be called once the Capitals cleared the puck out of their own zone.

Whats up with that needs Jason Sudeikas jumping off things to truly work

If you can look at a 124 and say the Miata looks better, stuff forks into your eyes. They’re useless.

This is fun, it’s like we got two versions of the joke: The premium version for people who can interpret humor, and the basic version for those who’d rather not pay extra.

What I find interesting is that this is the only area where he seems to prioritize “collective good” over “individual freedom”. In every other context, he says that if you need something (healthcare, a job, etc.) it’s on you to get it and it’s not society’s responsibility to guarantee that you have it. But when it…

What about JJ Abrams? Great at coming up with concepts for stories and great at reimagining other people’s works (kind of) but hasn’t really come up with anything that’s been truly great.

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...