“Hey, Blinkin!”

Fuck off. The best part of that movie is everything Hanks does until they get off the plane.

It’s not TSA, but CBP, who are staffed by the largest single collection of petty, racist shitcunts on the planet.

I assume the ref would stop it once the ball was dead or no longer in an imminent scoring chance, because there was no time remaining in the half. But that is a very good question.

“The General’s fried chicken, it’s butt-kickin” goes through my head at least once a week.

The absolute greatest:

Hotter take: President’s Choice, a Canadian store brand, is better than all of them.

I mean, we now just call it Worcestershire sauce, and it’s still tasty, so not that weird.

Hot take alert!

My high school hockey team went winless my freshman, sophomore and senior years. (We had one tie in 10th grade and won three junior year. In our defense, we played in one of the best leagues in the country.)

Fun fact (which you may already know): If you rewatch the video of that, you can see Hader’s eyes reading the cue card before he tells that joke and the look of terror that flashes across his face. It’s amazing if you know what’s coming.

Mm-hmm. I once had this job with one black coworker (I’m white, which is certainly why I heard what I heard), who took MLK day off to do charity work. It only had eight employees total, so everybody else had to cover for him. I had just started a few weeks before, so I didn’t really know people, but that day I found…

Public funding for stadiums is usually in the forms of low-interest loans or bonds, tax breaks/deferments, construction and property grants, or favorable shares of parking or concession sales: in other words, things that reduce the team’s costs, rather than increasing revenue. The team has greater profits, but the…

Kristin Cavallari announced she was going to Europe, wanted to spend time in Europe, so I assume she went to the airport, said ‘One ticket to Europe, please!’, got on the plane, and when she landed they just stamped her passport ‘Europe’.

That’s because ‘Johnny Baseball’ sounds like an insult.

Allow me to introduce you to Vladimir Versailles http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2479938/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Serbia in 1999. There are Muslims there, but Belgrade (where there aren’t Muslims) was bombed to protect them.

Hunh. I never knew that.

I don’t blame Ken Holland for Stevie leaving; he wanted to be a GM somewhere, and short of Holland quitting (or Illitch firing him, which wasn’t going to happen) there was no room for him. Every other stupid decision of the last ten years is on Holland, though. (Also, Scotty Bowman leaving the Wings and becoming an…

Dude, you’re making the point that it’s good for the average person to make more money to criticize an article about how Henry Ford was LEGALLY BARRED FROM PAYING HIS EMPLOYEES MORE MONEY