Don’t forget Dayton.

And that they would start winning trade with Ogdenville.

That special, post-9/11 magic.

“Sign of humanity. Number 59, defense. 15 yards from the spot of the foul. First down.”

I give you a CBP agent going through the stack of Arabic books in my luggage, a play in one act:

Yes. Apparently very few polls were taken in Wisconsin.

To be fair, he had Clinton’s chances in the 50s only a couple days before the election.

Ditto. I have a habit where watching a movie or TV show when two characters are flirting I declare, “They’re gonna bone.”

The simplest explanation is this: previous coaches have gradually raised the team’s floor, while Klinsmann was hired to raise the team’s ceiling. I think he’s done that, but he’s also been coach for over five years and now two qualifying cycles. For all the high points (the World Cup, Copa America, friendly wins in…

A goddamn miracle. (Just kidding. That’s some 1930s Politburo-style shit right there.)

I also suspect he has no idea what “Borscht Belt” means.

A colleague of mine (a US citizen) does research on Lebanese militant movements. He was arrested at the border and his laptop seized after CPB agents found him possessing materials...about Lebanese militants.

As an American who’s traveled internationally a lot for school and work I have had more inane and stupid interactions with CPB agents than I can count. Xenophobia is rampant among them. I once was questioned for 45 minutes (while coming back from a weekend in Canada, no less) about a trip to the Middle East I’d made…

If you can think of a better way to transport a chess set, I’d like to hear it...

I don’t understand what you’re talking about

Music. Lots of music. Kendrick. The Coup. I think patriotism is basically stupid bullshit, but one song that always gets me is the Battle Hymn of the Republic. It’s explicitly about fighting against white supremacy for justice, and I think it’s important to remember that that part of America still exists.

Lampoon? I hope you give that scoundrel what-for. The jackanape!

The Free Press has called Michigan for Clinton, fwiw

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