He just pleaded guilty?

The wrinkles make it look like it was stored in an attic and only worn because she ran out of clean clothes.

Ummm.

1. I love that Trump couldn’t get that shitty hand shake in with Comey’s lanky arm.

no shit

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

Rosenstein was pissed by Trump trying to pass off blame of the Comey firing onto him. Trump is finally running into people who aren’t total sycophants and it just makes him so. fucking. mad.

She asked her publicist to set her up.

It blows my mind that a 26 year old living in his parents mega-expensive house is considered weird.

Oh? Go on. You’re among friends here...

I (somewhat) know Joe Alwyn (worked on a movie together). He’s exceptionally sweet and very adorable. Don’t think they met through their agents as they’re repped at different places, but I’m perfectly okay with them dating as he was an unwaveringly lovely person to be around when we were working together.

I just commented the same! I saw that special and was thinking, “ sheeeees getting dumped soon.”

Saw Schumer perform a few months back (I think it’s the same set as The Leather Special) and she had a few anecdotes about how she *still* gets blackout drunk (her emphasis, not mine), wakes up and her amazingwonderfulmagical boyfriend isn’t speaking to her, so she has to beg him to tell her what she did and it is…

he wanted to marry her but she couldn’t commit and wore the ring around her neck and also she cheated on him with chris noth and he could never trust her again.

“It was a real date,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively.