From TNR:

Respectfully,

I’m.....I’m not......I’m at a loss for words. I like the man. I think he’s lovely but was it laundry day at the Lewis household? Did he lose a bet? Was he trying smuggle a squid in his jacket and did it wrap its tentacle around his neck?

Angie and the Amazing Technicolour Pantsuit

Obligatory.

Yes, but he was the most pessimistic of all of the major poll aggregators. Most of them put Hillary’s chances at 75-85%; Silver put them at 67%. Poll aggregators are only as good as the underlying polls, and the state-level polls in the Rust Belt completely shat the bed.

You make a very good case for Serena Is Also A Dork. Maybe what I’m really feeling is that she’s like, a lot more attractive than him? Maybe he’s just not my type. Maybe I’m a judgemental bitch. Maybe it’s a little of both.

She always comes across as a little awkward and dorky to me especially in that documentary about her and Venus from a few years ago. I loved her more after that because she felt so normal and human.

The degree to which sportswriters perennially downplay Serena’s utter domination of modern tennis is a scandal.

There’s a name I’ve not heard since...1975?

I think that’s just vacation Rihanna who eats a lot. If she were pregnant the collective screams from the Navy would be enough to alert her home planet.

Not a linguist but studied it and various dead and alive languages in school, and had a close family member with dementia. I think his speech patterns sound like a combo of senility on the verge of dementia, lots of amphetamines, and his deep-seated fear that his deep truth is being laid bare, and he knows he is a…

Recently Trump was in Wisconsin with Paul Ryan, whom he repeatedly referred to as “Ron”.

I’m pretty much done dating celebrities myself.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

My mother recently purchased one of those egg-shaped electric nail files to trim her fingernails. When I asked why she spent $9.99 on that, she quietly reminded me that squeezing nail clippers is hard in your seventies. I felt like such an asshole.

It’s so weird. I never used to smell (much), but the second I hit 30 I can literally get out the shower and have my underarms stinking with an hour. I don’t get it. I thought it was my medication, but I’ve seen nothing about associated smells with it.

I sweat quite heavily. I’m talking buckets. How I don’t suffer from dehydration every summer surprises me. But I have never ever smelled. Some people don’t. It’s co-related to the texture of your ear wax somehow.

My favorite is them saying that it is less messy to use a machine. Because when I typically pour myself a glass of juice, the liquid gets everywhere. The counter top. My shirt. My fucking eyes.