Does this new low standard trump is setting mean that I can get a raise for showing up to work reasonably well groomed and wearing pants now?

Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow? Important stuff! I think we need to start giving him some credit.

No way Jafar was gay. He didn’t just want Jasmine so he could be Sultan. He wanted her in that sexy red outfit and to kiss him. He was sexually attracted to Jasmine. Doesn’t mean he can’t be bi but nothing suggests that.

I know right? Because they aren’t... I don’t know super macho? They are gay? That’s ridiculous. And clearly Jafar wanted to bang Jazmine so...

I honestly think almost every male villain from that era of Disney is gay. Scar, Jafar, Governor Ratcliffe, Hades...all pretty flamboyant in their own ways. The only one I’d say who probably isn’t is what’s-his-face from Mulan.

Yup. Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney movie, and I HATE that this looks like the same movie all over again because it just looks so inferior to the cartoon. It would have been nice to see an adaption like the live-action Cinderella (which I loved) that had the similar storyline but wasn’t song-for-song the…

“Trump acted like the long standing ovation was better than having a living husband.”

hold on a moment there, if they fall in love as an appliances, when spell is broken, they are back to human form, they are still in love, well you know........ It’s B&B part 2 or a spin off.

Wait, Scar and Jafar were supposed to be gay??

I don’t have a problem recognizing her, but the fact is that her husband’s death is on Trump’s tiny hands. He is the CIC and a few days ago he blamed the military and Obama for Owens’ death.

I applaud Owen’s father for refusing to meet with 45. I just hope he doesn’t get too mad at his daughter in law. Grieving is not something to be done alone and they both lost someone to tragic and probably unnecessary circumstances

My issue isn’t with giving her that platform. What happened to her husband is a tragedy, and she should get more attention. My issue is with Van Jones describing Trump’s comments as a historic moment, or what makes Trump presidential.

I said this on another thread, but I’ll repeat it here:

This, more than anything, is an indication of just how well and truly fucked we are. Tomorrow morning/today (depending on when people see this), the media is going to be full of bullshit about how this was “his Presidential moment” and other abhorrent crap.  

The fawning over this speech by the pundits is just vomit inducing. Van Jones just declared Trump’s shout out to the Yemen raid soldier’s widow one of the greatest moments in presidential speech history, and his ticket to being a two term president. I think his exact words were “He became president of the United…

That is not shade.

The universe is off its axis when the most effective troller of Trump is the former right-of-center president of Mexico.

Also, we should all follow Vincente Fox on Twitter:

He manages to go an hour without attacking the media, and the shit-for-brains DC press corps and commentariat fall all over themselves praising the motherfucker. Goddammit.

Former model here. Maida and Ramy are sick fucks. Their thing is to call hundreds of girls they have no intention of ever booking to a casting all at the same time and have them wait from 4-8 hours to be seen. They take their books when they arrive (agency portfolios - cost a bunch of money and are hard to replace) so…