I’ll admit: I haven’t seen any of them (although I intend to watch Hidden Figures). The last movie I saw in theaters was Rogue One, and before that it was Mad Max.

The problem is that something like La La Land is rendered pointless when I can just go to Pornhub and watch a 5 minute video of a guy jerking himself off. 

But there’s no accounting for taste, the general audience in America considers Marvel movies to be the pinnacle of cinema at the moment.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

someone started a private group just for conservatives in the neighborhood so they can share their hate without being shamed (there was a follow-up post about how members shouldn’t be concerned about joining as the membership of the group is hidden)

On my neighborhood, someone made a bunch of signs welcoming immigrants and offered them to everyone in our Next Door neighborhood. Most people replied with support, the people that didn’t got replies to their replies (“maybe you should post your address so these refugees can come and live with you”) full of…

MISOGYNIST SMASH!

I thought they loved people telling it like it is? And they say we’re snowflakes, triggered and need safe spaces. They’re following the footsteps of their orange overlord.

Wow. I think he illustrates perfectly where the motivation for these bills comes from; a hatred for women’s voices and choices and medical well-being that is based in hatred of women themselves.

Question: If you are impeached and removed from office, are you still eligible for the presidency?

So no Supreme Court Justice votes can happen while people are campaigning for president, right? Isn’t that what Senator mcTurtleface said during Obama’s last year?

I, sadly, am not. Especially not now!

You can only wander around in the dark with a bathrobe on for so long before it gets boring.

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Anyone else remember Guess jeans from the 90s?

Anybody else picturing a bunch of drunk Good Ol’ Boys careening around an airport in an old, beat up pickup looking for critters to run over, after reading this?!?!

It’s not even a good Bojangle’s.