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I’ve heard that there may be a loop hole that if the ring was given on an occasion such that it could be considered a gift (Xmas, Valentine’s, B-day), the woman (usually) may be able to keep it. My friend is married to a lawyer and he proposed on a random Friday or whatever so that should something go wrong he could

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Be very thankful. At my rehearsal dinner, my dad said to Mr. Schwa, “I wish she was marrying her ex-boyfriend.” After the rehearsal dinner, my mom said to Mr. Schwa, “You deserve so much better then her.”

Oh it get’s better. Trudeau is HATED by the alt right as a kind of avatar of the type of politician they dislike. The word cuck gets thrown around a great deal in their circle as it is but they really mean it with him.

It was terrible/great because you could see how little Abe cared. Trump tried to be like “I’M MORE MAN THAN YOU” and Abe was like “lol k. if this makes you feel important bro I guess I’ll just wait until you’re done”.

The “staring at him” thing was Donald being stupid — a Japanese photographer said something in Japanese that Trump didn’t understand, and Trump asked Abe what the photographer said. Abe told Trump the photographer had said “Look at me,” meaning “I’m taking your picture, please turn toward me.” Trump misunderstood what

Trudeau has his haters up here, believe me. Like Obama, Justin gets blamed for the leftovers of the previous government. He’s also made a few mis-steps, nothing major, but enough to give the Conservatives something to pounce on.

Bradley’s parents are assholes and Amy’s better off. She should get to keep the ring too, since it looks like Bradley chose his stake in the family business over her.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

I bet Trump has been doing this handshake his entire adult life. It was probably a life lesson from his father Fred Trump or his other father Roy Cohn about “winning the handshake,” or having a powerful “first move.” He probably grips as hard as he can then he yanks the other party toward himself so that other

Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

This hits home. When I was a young pup out of school, I almost started an international incident by fucking up an introduction with a Chinese client. I got myself a book about international business etiquette and it has served me well. I don’t get how a man who has conducted business on multiple continents doesn’t

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

This is so deliciously good.

When I was in the Army back in the ‘80s, we discussed the issue of gays in the military a lot. My stance was you might be uncomfortable showering with men who are attracted to men, but your right to be more than uncomfortable ends there. (And aren’t almost all men uncomfortable showering with other men anyway?)

To be fair, there probably are kids there that weren’t comfortable with it, but that’s because their dumb parents taught them to be uncomfortable with things like this.

“You see, he was just saying all that stuff for the campaign though, he’s totally not a bad guy! Stop overreacting and give him a chance!” - Those people.