We’re totally into MCR (see how I know the lingo?) and definitely Panic! at the Disco, which my husband loves to say, with emphasis at the exclamation point, to her. Drives her crazy. These are wild times, my friend!

HT workers have been by far the nicest and most helpful store ppl i have ever come across. always very sweet and willing to help.

Yes, I get it, I’m well aware that he is a fucking asshole, but I can’t babysit my child’s choices on her streaming apps. I do my part and remind her of all of his failings and shitty behavior, and after that it’s going to be on her to make her own choices as she gets older. There’s nothing that makes a kid run faster…

I literally have that typed at the end of my post so yeah I make sure to point it out regularly...

Interesting. What was her reasoning?

Yeppppppppp! But her #1 is My Chemical Romance which is hilarious to me because I was super into them when she was like, 2...*and* they aren’t even together anymore and haven’t put out an album since 2010. #2 on her list is Falling in Reverse (which I loathe because Ronnie Radke is a total slimeball).

My Hot Topic-shopping disaffected teen was born in China and orphaned there. I’m guessing that every disaffected teen in the world would shop at Hot Topic if given the chance!

Honestly I’d rather my 13 year old be into band t-shirts and crazy harlequin jeans than Abercrombie so I really don’t give a shit. She’s fun.

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

I mean, he once read The Joy of Sex when he was bored. He also saw a comedian make a joke about eating out women and told himself he was going to think about trying out the alphabet method the next time he had the chance. That was three years ago, but he thinks about it every now and then, so really, he’s going to be…

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Wow.

My personal mission is to get Feinstein voted out next election. TRAITOR. Also, WTF Tim Kaine - weren’t you on our side?

voted yes on nearly everyone but Tillerson, but yeah guys, you keep up the good fight. did you finally find your spines, or did the republicans just let you hold onto them for a little bit?

I have absolutely no faith in these people to do anything except roll over or grandstand when it might make them look good. we…

I pretty much always tip around 20%

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

I didn’t see anything that indicated she wasn’t wearing a helmet, and don’t see how a helmet would help in this particular accident. She was being supervised by her parents, using safety features that unfortunately were counterproductive in this particular accident.

It’s so you don’t fly off and go under the wheels

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Well, see, they thought of that! The father can request a paternity test. So don’t you worry, we won’t be strapping any poor, unsuspecting men into forced fatherhood! Nothing to worry about!