Translation: 5 min of oral sex while making it clear that this a HUGE gift and you really dont like it and by the way i have a job and could be sleeping right now shitty oral sex.

“Oh, you could care less? How much less precisely?” <- me forever

I...don’t understand. You mean you dont like matching 90s tracksuits and beat-box screaming? /s

Make it 10 yrs to old for that. The only people who should be sleeping in tents are girl scouts.

Korn just released a new album. It sounds like Follow the Leader.

I found You Me At Six, Eminem, Korn, The Amity Affliction, The Pretty Reckless, and Jimmy Eats World. So 6.

First question: why flu shots?

Your making points in 1000 words with 100 words of actual content. It reads like every bad freshman philosophy paper trying desperately to reach its minimum word count with a heaping dose of superiority and false-victimization when its pointed out. That’s what people are reacing negatively too.

Not every disagreement needs an exchange of thought. For example, something like “i cheated on you because you’re fat” doesnt need a discussion on why the person actually cheated. Some conversations are just nonstarters. What conversations are nonstarters vary basied on person.

It comes up closer to true if you add in child abuse i believe, but obviously thats a distortion. Also, we are increasingly seeing “mutually abusive relationships” which are sometimes legitimate of course, but are often how abusers and their supporters turn the tables on their victims.

Nope@nope.com also works if curious.

Literally the least important thing ever but why does robert reich not have a checkmark next to his name?

In my mind all of those accounts are posted by a single legendary douche-hydra, so I’m not surprised you mixed them up.

Draconian is pretty awesome, especially since i usually have a hard time with doom metal.

Squarr existed pre-squid leaving. Thats not to say he didn’t have two concurrent accounts though. Either way, he’s equally annoying. Its him and others in his style that annoy me the most on this site.

I want to agree with you and then i remember trying to squeeze my 7th grade ass into the ultra low cut jeans of the early 2000s and shirts that were always like 1 inch too short and i have renewed will to fight.

I’d live in 1982 to 1990-ish fashion in a heart beat. Its like 2000-2006 that’s the real tragedy. See: ANTM season 1-6 for confirmation.

I wonder if the same is true of birth control in straight women. Take birth control of avoid big scare (pregnancy) and run the risk of contracting STIs because you dont have the same deterrant. 

We dont overprescribe antiretrovirals so it isnt as much of a concern. Also, the problem with antibiotic resistance is that the diseases typically werent mutating that quickly (think of how long just penicillin alone has been effective) until we started overprescribing them. Meanwhile, HIV mutates at a much faster…

The post 9/11 world was what set me on ‘88-ish because of what 9/11 meant to us at the time. Another commenter brought up doing maybe a late, middle, and early millennial period which i like.