Translation: 5 min of oral sex while making it clear that this a HUGE gift and you really dont like it and by the way i have a job and could be sleeping right now shitty oral sex.

“Shouldn’t cause ripping” and “actually does not cause ripping” are not the same thing when youre taking an unregulated product that has a high risk of being used internally. Weird unregulated glue in my vagina sounds like the makings of a class action suit.

HORK. This is scarier than any horror movie ive ever seen. Kindly submit this stories to Jez’s scary story contest next year. Thank you.

More sensitive skin. Also, most women have enough enough labia majora to glue together (if they lost their damn minds that is), nut this isnt necessarily true of the minora.

TSS usually results from microtears to the vagina from the tampon which the S. aureus in the blood then infects over time. Unless the glue was applied to the vaginal opening and this caused abrasions (which seems fairly likely) then the TSS risk would be reduced.

Other than the risk of super gluing your vagina shut, im not super thrilled with the applying non-FDA approved substances internally ( he says gluing labia shut, but a basic understanding of anatomy tells me that any blood would leak back over your perineum where you have no labia and you would get blood everywhere,…

Side note: Pads dont rip. Or at least, they dont unless i take one in my hands and deliberately try to rip one. A leaking pad is due to either shifting (bc it doesnt have wings) or because you bled through the pad.

“Oh, you could care less? How much less precisely?” <- me forever

I...don’t understand. You mean you dont like matching 90s tracksuits and beat-box screaming? /s

Make it 10 yrs to old for that. The only people who should be sleeping in tents are girl scouts.

Korn just released a new album. It sounds like Follow the Leader.

I found You Me At Six, Eminem, Korn, The Amity Affliction, The Pretty Reckless, and Jimmy Eats World. So 6.

First question: why flu shots?

Your making points in 1000 words with 100 words of actual content. It reads like every bad freshman philosophy paper trying desperately to reach its minimum word count with a heaping dose of superiority and false-victimization when its pointed out. That’s what people are reacing negatively too.

Not every disagreement needs an exchange of thought. For example, something like “i cheated on you because you’re fat” doesnt need a discussion on why the person actually cheated. Some conversations are just nonstarters. What conversations are nonstarters vary basied on person.

It comes up closer to true if you add in child abuse i believe, but obviously thats a distortion. Also, we are increasingly seeing “mutually abusive relationships” which are sometimes legitimate of course, but are often how abusers and their supporters turn the tables on their victims.

Nope@nope.com also works if curious.

Literally the least important thing ever but why does robert reich not have a checkmark next to his name?

In my mind all of those accounts are posted by a single legendary douche-hydra, so I’m not surprised you mixed them up.

Draconian is pretty awesome, especially since i usually have a hard time with doom metal.