Also, I already hate myself for knowing this, but I’m pretty sure there are 4 twilight books. Either I’m an idiot or I don’t know what vampire trilogy he’s talking about.

I cackled.

I’m on OKC and POF, but they’re both cesspools as you can imagine. I’m fairly to the point about not being Internet buddies and actually going out for coffee or something so that cuts out some of the bullshit.

Absolutely, especially given that we need to know how to disagree with people who come from drastically different points of view.

I certainly didn’t make those comments and wouldn’t make those statements except possibly and depending on context, the anti-woman one because that, to me, means continually voting in ways that are detrimental to women, which I could easily argue that he does.

Not “automatically”. You will note there was a previous comment that was perfectly civil to which you responded with over the top nonsense. Clearly, you know that because you’ve dialed it back in subsequent comments.

Makes sense. When you work with you have to put your fuck you on a 90 second delay.

Fucking thank you. I couldn’t think of the word to save my life last night and I just knew it didn’t sound right. And silver vixen club sounds pretty dandy too.

Why does he position himself directly behind her so they look like those little stacking dolls?

Who among us hasn’t reflex fuck you’d someone? Let the one who has not sinned cast the first stone.

Holy shit, didn’t realize everyone else already had the same thought. Creepy lower back touches and whispering so close you can almost feel him licking your ear for everyone for everyone I guess.

Similarly, do creepy pastors count?

I just became convinced that the reason we don’t have time machines is so I don’t go back in time and slap the shit out of sexist guys.

Unless he drops out. I’m about 95% sure that’s what she was going to say.

Completely agree. Women need to know that they don’t just dry up and die after 35. As a woman, I’m planning to keep on keeping-on until I drop dead and I’m going to do it looking fabulous.

Precisely. There are some things people advocate for that are indefensible. If you kick puppies on Sunday, I actually don’t care what kind of guy you are Monday through Saturday.

Dear god. You should have been sainted for that. The worst I ever had was underclassmen in my field explain my own field to me, not someone with no fucking idea what the field even was.

Oh, fuck. And I bet I ruined so many boners for them! Think of all the sorority girls they could have fucked if I hadn’t made them fail!

That’s very true. I hadn’t thought about the take charge aspect. Some people unfortunately live in a cowboy movie and think our next president should give other world leaders a titty twister and call them rude names and the world leaders will be so blown away that they’ll capitulate and he’ll Make American Great Again.

My mistake. In that case I’m sure you didn’t need his (or mine! Sorry) explanation of how sexist people will twist every possible word and action to avoid calling out sexist behavior.