Also, now that I have sufficient wine in my system, I must let you all know that the factor that spawned this whole post is I opened up my POF this afternoon only to receive a grainy spread eagle vagina in my inbox. I don’t know what I did to deserve this. I think I might have seen someones cervix today.

I haven’t gotten boob photo requests. I’m a sample population of one, but based on my inbox, I think that requests for vulvas are all the rage for young lesbians.

Exactly! It’s not hard to write a damn first comment no matter what people say. “Hi, I saw in your profile, you like Jezebel. I think it’s awesome too. Have you seen the pissing contests? Who’s your favorite Jez writer?” It’s that fucking hard, people.

You’re worthy of a partner! We both are!

I need you to know that I watched that video at least five times before replying. And there are so many other cat videos in the search bar just waiting for me to watch them. I now have exciting Saturday plans thanks to you.

Boys don’t cry era, if my hair is long enough. I have kind of a long pixie right now. I might go to the dollar store and buy a wig and go to town on it.

I can’t give up yet! (Says every gambler right before the bottom falls out). right when I’m about to leave I always get a decent message. Then, I get to jump through the rigmarole of trying to get them to actually meet. Trying to get 2 millennials together to go on a date is like trying to get a cat to swallow a pill.

Robert Smith. The amount of hairspray I use will burn a hole in the atmosphere, but you all are just going to have to accept that.

Such pretty eyes!!!

Don’t know, but replying to bump up thread.

Can we have an online dating bitching thread?

This is the one that made me woozy from laughter. I think playing that song on the bus without headphones, much less on repeat in your dorm is a violation of the Geneva conventions.

This comment is everything. I liked one of two qualified candidates slightly better than the other. How dare I.

Lol at this entire comment. It’s not trump supporter or Hillary from day one supporter. You don’t get super special bonus points for supporting Hillary in the primaries at the voting booth in November. People who originally supported Bernie are largely Hillary supporters now.

Yes! Lol, as a gay woman, I never anticipated having hope for the southern Baptist contingent of my state, but here I am.

For some, yes. Others I know are having problems with a divorced draft dodger who talks about his dick on national tv. I’m sure the bulk of evangelicals will go trump, but I think a fair number will stay home or go third party rather than vote for him.

Gennifer flowers is emotionally bankrupt. Literally anyone in a room is a better person then she is. She doesn’t even make a dubious claim of sexual harassment when is somehow his wife’s fault, but just wants to mock the woman whose life she fucked over.

I would be very surprised if there was anything more than an uptick in Internet hate groups after a Hillary win. The same could not be said after a Trump win of course. I think it’s all about emboldening racists. The people who are responsible for the increased hate crimes against Muslims for example, think the…

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve definitely seen the “Hillary for Jail” bumper stickers and the idiots who are proud of not being PC, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised by how few I’ve seen. I know a lot of church-y folk who are offended by him, so I have some hope for the Bible Belt contingent.

Fuck. Yes, you’re right of course. I originally had something else in there about being pro- lives of teen mothers and in editing that out because it was too long winded I merged the two.