Absolutely. I’d like to see more male homemakers as well because it’s always good for kids to grow up seeing that both men and women play an equal role in raising children and to have someone who can take the pressure off a partner with a high pressure job.

I immediately clicked all of the party parrots. The flashing is making me ill. I think this post and by extension the new iOS update just gave me epilepsy.

Kelly, I don’t appreciate How you are not afraid chemicals. Dairy farmers are right. Chemicals have scary names after all and also are hard to spell, so you can only know it has to be liberal bullshit. I bet Hillary is sitting in her fancy Benghazi themed palace paid for by OUR TAX DOLLARS with people working for…

Men rarely have those options? What percentage of the workforce is women again? It’s not that men don’t have the option of “falling back” on their spouses work; its that they have arbitrarily decided that their work is more valuable than their spouses and this result in a wage gap because women are expected to…

Keep him. I would have pulled your head under the sheets and farted everyday until you stopped that nonsense.

Yep, if the shooter were an employee they knew was violent or the theatre locked the doors and wouldn’t let people escape, yeah go ahead and sue, but I don’t understand what you can do to prevent the actions an evil person with no connections to you.

Cinematic was always going to do this. They never wanted to make the plaintiffs pay, just wanted to make them stop suing on something that was never going to win and waste more of the company’s money.

I can’t do gentle wake ups. I go back to sleep. I used to play music I liked, but I got out of the habit when I had a roommate in college because we agreed that I would stop playing death metal for my alarm if she stopped hitting the snooze button eleventy billion times.

Probably wasn’t supposed to have whatever she used to attempt suicide. Secondly, some things that would be legal outside of prison are illegal inside, so it wouldn't surprise me if this were one of them.

Agreed. My already comfortable bed becomes exponentially more comfortable in the 10 minutes preceding my alarm going off. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

TRUTH.

There is! I though the mouse just really liked camo. I humbly submit this startled snake-free mouse/hamster:

Someone shoot me.

He’s trying to appeal to a wider audience. Who else do we know who shit on the floor?

A baby mouse is called a pup, kitten, or pinkie according to Google. Also, pinky and the brain = baby mouse and the brain.

Firework is what I set my alarm clock too, so I get up in the morning. you can't snooze that shit because then that song will come back on and my ears will start bleeding. It's not really a good start to my morning.

You don’t understand! If someone doesn’t read mounds about whatever niche Social issue makes me feel superior on Twitter, then they’re clearly uneducated troglodytes. That’s just science.

Absolutely agree!

I can agree with that. Maybe it says more about me and my life skills, but I can see being thrown off by a spouse leaving on frequent trips. Even something small like “oh, I should probably set something out for dinner instead of eating eggs for the millionth night in a row” would probably take a bit to get used to…

That's true though. I'm a military brat and when my dad came home, it would throw us all off schedule for a couple weeks. There's an adjustment period when you're used to making unilateral decisions for the family for the last 6 months.