This is true. Too many people with shitty judgment have guns in this country. Even if you boil it down to self interest, time spent shooting your gun could be better used memorizing the license plate of the person who hit the protestor.

I thought of this as well, but I'll hope road rage or maybe even cowardly hit and runner until there's more info.

The driver actually did hurt someone instead of could have hurt someone, so is the bigger asshole in the nonzero sum of terrible people. Besides, the shooter seems more easily identifiable given that I can’t imagine he or she would have shot at someone over a stranger. Barring a super visible license plate on a…

That person as well. The person who actually injured someone was the bigger asshole in my mind. I fully expect that the shooter will be caught and will claim he was trying to shoot out tires or try to invoke some variation of stand your ground and it will be bullshit to highest order.

I hope they catch the person who hit the protestor. I get being irritated that people are blocking the street, but normal people who are allowed to roam around shouldn’t get so angry by having the street blocked, that they attempt to murder someone.

That would be lovely. Until they prove they can be trusted with guns, my vote is take all of their guns and make them make finger guns at people.

This one made me tear up when I saw it! They seem to genuinely hold each other in such high esteem. I want them to have adjoining condos after the presidency. Maybe Hillary can select Biden as a Chief Justice so he will stay in DC. His opinions from the bench would be delightful.

I love this one too! I could watch Biden shit talk Paul Ryan all day.

If you don’t intend to shoot anything, wouldn’t the wise thing to do be use water or nerf guns?

This is true. My mistake everyone. My apologies for the porn all over your monitors now.

Tell me more about this bourbon.

It is excellent. As a fellow hand talker, I have to appreciate this oldy but goody:

You are a national treasure for posting this.

I will need photos of said dogs before I determine whether they are gods are not, but based on preliminary evidence I think their chances are good.

Cats plus Joe Biden are the only things that will get us through hard times.

!!! You just became my new favorite person. If you get rose petals scattered on the hood of your car tomorrow, you will know who they're from.

To be fair, I also don't exactly know what snapchat is. If I'm sending people photos it's mainly cats or gifs of joe Biden.

That's bullshit. In heaven, you'd at least get a dorm room with an attached bathroom for that price.

You would think he would have money. I believe he wrote the rack city song which assaulted my eardrums a few years ago.

You're right of course. For some reason renting = apartment in my head, but the point still stands.