If Buffy reruns are happening you are winning at life. There can be no dissent on this topic.

I think you’re right. It looks like maybe their makeup is all done by the same person who just goes hog wild on contouring, which I think is part of what’s throwing me off.

I am admittedly Instagram-illiterate, but I thought the point of Photoshop was to get rid of the pimple on your nose, not make you look like a Bratz doll. The first girl looks like an second life character with that photoshop.

I didn’t notice the weird waist trainer that is mysteriously on Kim’s rib cage instead of on her waist until you pointed it out. Thanks for that.

Only the republicans can make me see pro-family and say fuck those guys.

Previously, I was paranoid that a drunk would break into my apartment, now I'm much more concerned about a raccoon slicing through the netting in my windows. Raccoons are what nightmares are made of.

Hasn’t everyone been trapped in a weird email thread at least once? Dorm emails are my favorite. Would it kill Lindsey in room 22 to play her hipster polka music at some time other than 4 am and room 7 should know shitting on the walls of the bathroom is frowned upon even if you are too drunk too climb the stairs to…

Throwing raccoons like ninja stars is a long recognized American sport, I'll have you know.

I’m sorry but I LOL’ed at rescue turtles.

I adored it. If I’d been by myself, I’d have gone back right after and rewatched again. I went with my mom and we've been reciting lines at each other for the last week.

all I see when I look at him Jeb “Please Clap” gifs.

What is up with Kylie/Kendall/whoever’s choker? Chokers can stay in the early aughts fashion hellpit where they belong.

I thought the oldest millennials graduated college just as the recession hit? Nothing makes sense anymore.

Aren’t like half of the millennials still teenagers? I’m pretty dead center in the millennial age bracket and I’m barely old enough to drink.

I like how he can just make up whatever he wants about polls. Let me try: well, the polls are saying I have 0 votes, so I’m just going to say I have 193% of vote. That's how this works, right?

Maybe less worry “catching feelings” and more catching a STI? The one thing sex Ed has done in the last 20 years is show montages of horrifying things that can happen to your genitals.