Better a dipshit than a rapist

They were rolled in together because the last few years they were almost basically the same site. There was a lot of cross over with stories. While I do hate this merger, at the time it seemed logical.

In this country, you get punished for being sick and taking time off. So this will sit well with corporate America.

OoOOooooh SNAP!

i kind of miss Charlie Jane’s writings on a regular basis.

Io9's atmosphere collapsed when it was rolled into Gizmodo...

Copywriter here. This is all we’re talking about in our office lately. I’ve even broken my “never look at the AgencySpy comments” rule for this.

“We have a bunch of talented, creative females, but they reach a certain point in their careers ... “

The most damning portion of his statement is not included here. It was his explanation that women don’t actually want to be in leadership roles, because they have “circular ambition” and just “want to be happy”, whereas men have “vertical ambition” and want to be promoted.

I’m so over his shenanigans. On the other hand, I always appreciate when dudes wear something other than a boring suit. I’m conflicted.

Theranos ironically also just introduced their portable fusion generator which is capable of generating enough power to run a heavily modified disgraced American sports car on just a few pieces of ordinary garbage.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

They voided results but we didn’t really find out to what degree that data was off or why the results were voided.

Holmes announced a new blood-testing device called miniLab, which Holmes claims can run tests on a drop of blood.

i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

May it please the court: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start.

That’s why everyone should get some of the awesome mutts at the shelter (they need homes and nobody wants them!) instead of getting a dog bred selectively in a way that maximizes their suffering for personal profit.

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.