Better a dipshit than a rapist

Copywriter here. This is all we’re talking about in our office lately. I’ve even broken my “never look at the AgencySpy comments” rule for this.

“We have a bunch of talented, creative females, but they reach a certain point in their careers ... “

The most damning portion of his statement is not included here. It was his explanation that women don’t actually want to be in leadership roles, because they have “circular ambition” and just “want to be happy”, whereas men have “vertical ambition” and want to be promoted.

I’m so over his shenanigans. On the other hand, I always appreciate when dudes wear something other than a boring suit. I’m conflicted.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

May it please the court: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start.

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

There were a few times when you could see her take a breath to compose herself - she’s a magnificent speaker and you could really see the gravity of her mission and now passionately she believes in it.

I also thought she looked choked up. I think she just gets it - as someone who has helped break barriers already, seeing a woman she and her husband trust and have worked with, do it AGAIN, and to know the impact that could have on her daughters and little girls around the country and the world, that means a lot to…

Was it just me, or did she look/sound a little emotional when she said the line about her daughters being able to take for granted that a woman could be president? I don’t know why, but I wasn’t expecting that from her. Not because I don’t think Michelle would care about big milestones in women’s achievement, but just…

God this looks really good. I haven’t been interested or excited by any of the DC movies to date but I am excited for this. Begrudgingly, the Justice League movie looks decent too. As does Ezra Miller who I didn’t want to like because my Flash heart currently belongs to Grant Gustin but damn if he’s not charming in…

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

It’s a rough and rural racism. And horribly open and accepted. I am always shocked by the people who say racist things to me, bc all us whites are in on the joke, and then get offended bc I don’t appreciate their comments, which were not meant to be offensive, of course, but just a simple statement of facts.

He does look less like a deranged mouse with the beard.

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.

The brainwashing of the day seems to be ‘Mumbleania delivered a great speech; Michelle WHO?’