Fixed!

Toni Braxton's God is a dick.

I also like that he got his career from his daddy, while she worked for hers, and yet he's giving her "advice".

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

This is going to be very personal and pretty painful for me to confess, but I think I should.

What is it? One part lesbian cotillion, one part accounting and informatics seminar
Who does it? Jane Goodall and Beth Ditto

Hey Malia, want to learn how to drive stick ;)

Haven't refugees been through enough already?

When killing all humans, Gwyneth-bot only uses the finest rosewood handled stainless steel Gyuto.

Erica has so much she doesn't even need to hold any of it.

In the 90's they partially filmed Ruthies therapy for the Real World but not her AA. It was nice for me cause I had a lot of preconceived notions about the "loony bin" and why I didn't want to go, and really... it was just an old man in a room helping her through her addiction.

So it's not all bad when people get to…

She doesn't care!

just to be ready to catch a baby if God saw fit to give us one

I'm confused about the whole "up to God" thing, then. If you are taking medical measures to optimize or increase your fertility, how is that at all different from taking birth control, in terms of meddling with "God's plan?" You're taking measures into your own hands for both. It's the exact opposite of birth control,…

Jane Lynch, I feel ya. When I was 13 I went on vacation with my family and wrote "I am gay" in huge letters on this desolate stretch of beach knowing that they would be washed away when the tide came in, but feeling like I needed to tell someone, even if it was just the ocean. Being a closeted little one is really…

Next up from Big Facebook:

The "You're Married. Why Haven't You Bred?" button.

Particularly ones with pee on them.

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.

The problem is that we treat no other physical traits in this way. Should we ban especially tall people from high jump because of their obvious advantages? Should Phelps be disqualified because his unique physical traits give him an advantage that other swimmers will never have? Lots of top athletes have physical or…