Leave in conditioner, hands down. Everyone wants touchably soft hair.

Haley defended the flag last year by saying CEOs don’t mind it and the state isn’t losing business because of it.

Look, I thought he was hot before I knew he sexed his mom. That scene horrified me. But would I still bang Jimmy Darmody? Like a screen door. His damaged brooding just makes him all the hotter.

Can’t believe I’m defending Diplo, but what’s wrong with what he said? Why do we hate on a 56 year old woman for portraying herself as sexy but not a 65 year old Caitlyn Jenner? You can read something however you want, but maybe he’s not saying because Caitlyn is transgendered but because 65 is considered old. People…

I fucking love you and your ability to ask this. Doesn’t he still have a bit of his tongue? Even if not, he is a sniper so... presumably good with his fingers enough to make up for it, maybe? *is a gross human being, has not humped in well over a month and will not get to do so for several more and is thusly…

He also plucked his eyebrows, yet not into an attractive shape.

I’m just weird.

This is how much I love Richard Harrow. I would GIVE UP all the oral forever. I would need to have, like, a relationship with him, though. He would take me on picnics and tell me meaningful stories and protect me always and look at me with adoration radiating from his one remaining eye. And I would invest in a Magic…

Of course I would have sex with Richard Harrow. He sacrificed his face for our country and I could cross “fuck a serial killer” off my bucket list.
J/k, I don’t have a bucket list. Even if he weren’t hot, Harrow would be worth banging just for bragging rights - he’s a serial killer, decorated war veteran, half faced,…

Yes. He looked great in those dapper clothes, he was tough to bad guys but sweet and gentle with the ones he loved. I’d feel safe with him, and the half of the face he did have was sexy, even with the mustache. I cried so hard when he died, I just wanted him to have a happy ending! I then re watched it on demand and…

Have these naysayers even seen Boardwalk?!?

I'm guessing 49.

Conrad Hilton IRL:

I identify as rich but Sallie Mae/Navient says otherwise. How rude.

Plus...what kind of job can you have at goddamn “Hickory Grill” that’s so important you can’t get away for a little while, even in the midst of a busy shift? Even if the place got crazy backed up (which is doubtful) I think if you told customers, “We’re a little short staffed right now because one of our employees is…

That’s her on the left

mine too, he’s 28 now and i’m sure his reaction would have been almost this bad. he hated to have dirt on his hands, or tall grass itching his legs, bugs, all that. not a great lover of nature. this video has made my day! lmao!

He’s in his 20’s and still likes things clean and tidy.

I wish I could identify every single bystander and make sure they were punished. Sickening. Utterly sickening.