Small thin penises can't really do much unless a woman is into that. I'm not body shaming but I think it's the same as a woman with ridiculously massive breasts that hurt so much she has to have surgery.

I had that exact experience I wonder if they googled “should I tell a date I have small penis” and this was the response

You must be a small dicked man

I call bs on that. And I'm pretty sure I've sucked more cocks than porn stars

Me. I'll be your friend

Preach it!!! Hallelujah!!!!

DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU GO

I can't believe you wrote this. Everything you said I was going to say. Everything.

You better pick a number

Idk I'm not any of those things but I would love to get dicked down by the president so I can't knock them!

Ok why don't you have some seats and get your life together.

Tracy morgan said I have good genes?

This story makes me mad

I thought he died? Maybe he was just a ghost

Wait so who's kim kardashian?

I'm all for plastic surgery even for myself but I do disagree that celebs don't want flack for it. I had the idea that kim wanted people to think her body was perfect and she was born that way so no one could match that perfection unless they had surgery. I don't think kylie should have to say anything but I don't…

I love how “the gym” is quoted because that’s how I feel when I tell people I’m going to “the gym”

Yea but what about her dating a 25 year old single father? I'm lost is she a child or not?

Yea but there was an episode where kim was like “she just uses lip liner to make them look like that” which makes me think her family was in on it because kendall is the model and kim is the sex kitten and now that kim is the crypt keeper they are grooming kylie to take her place. And kim never admits to surgery

Please make this a full musical