Wait, there's a sex-slave contract when you get to Hell?!

They always presented his past with Tulip to be more "fun-loving car thieves" than "murdering criminals".

He's not kidding.

Jesus, he had like 5 different schemes in one arc, didn't he?

It's got one simple gimmick (instant respawn upon death), and it just builds and builds on that gimmick.

The reason the voice wasn't used on the Seraphim was because DeBlanc stressed that using it on any spiritual being that didn't know Genesis had escaped would basically mark Jesse with the biggest target ever.

Hey, Eugene's backstory was already tied to a suicide pact. I'm also betting on this theory.

John Goodman survives anything.

Bader was Ace The Bat-Hound, but close enough.

I'm fully prepared to enjoy this super action packed version of 20% of my favorite movie, Strange Days.

The Rock can make any semi-broken thing work by raising the People's Elbow at it.

If you want optimism, check out the SuperBestFriendsCast!

You go in with confidence "just for the gameplay", and then get blindsighted by the Giant Dad of incredible hidden storytelling, and two weeks later, you wake up, drooling on your phone with an EpicNameBro video on connections between mysterious new myths and established lore! It's terrible! Don't play it!
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QTEs and linear as fuck collectathons? Never fun.

Mortal Kombat is an actual good movie, though.

Did the second season of the game go too dark, or was that the only way it could go?

"Go fucking fuckedy fuck yourself for asking, too."
— Zack Synder

Honestly, The Last of Us is very simple with its gameplay. It's just crafting, close combat luring with bottles or bricks, shoot/punch-laser combat, and WALKING.

Remember, the KKK was truly made to look the stupidest with the help of the Superman radio show.

Rumble's specifically 30. A Battle Royal should be at least 6.