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Rory Dylan Gallagher
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If this shiyte ain't on th' Doreamcast, fug off da edge o' mai dick!

Virgins.
Or hymen impaired for the real creeps.

DON BE STOOPID BE'YAH SMAHTIE
CAHM AN JOYN DAH NASSIE PAHTY.

Rob Panye: Secretly Shawn Michaels, God's former tag team partner.

The AV Club
"True To The Spirit of Rocky"

It'sa red snapper!

"…The Rock and Michael Caine."
Hearing this gives me a sense of Jaws The Revenge for reasons I don't know why.

I'm very sure The Rock was a child in 1975, though.

Godzooky, tho.

Why, thank you! I enjoy that game too.

Chekov.

HUMAN LIVES, THOUGH.
Self preservation, though.

It's like a bottle to the head in a John Wayne movie. OK.

Like Liam McPoyle?

Sides, you invented non-silly nuke desert movies. And Turkey Shoot's great.

Doodly doodly doodly doodly
Time time time ti-
Ad-ven-ture Time is here
Come on and Grab Your Friends
Weee will go
To many distant lands
Jaaaa-ke the Dog
And Finn the Hyuuuu-man
The fun will never end
It is ad-ven-ture time!

Well, they hadn't had a long lasting series since Eds or KND or Grim Adventures or Foster's or Camp Lazlo or CN's answer to Spongebob, Gym Partner. The new guys apparently just hated Cartoon Cartoons so much.

OOOHHH NOOO. IT'S OVERSTAYED ONCE IT HITS THAT SEASON.

SH*T, MY NAME'S IN THE TERM.

Magic School Bus.