Please. AV Club.

Eartha Kitt, and Disney's Robin Hood.

Like the original, though chubby and bearded, Scott Pilgrim.

"Dark secrets."
*sploosh*

"THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE, RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE. MY BUDDIES AT AMTRACK NEED A SALES BOOSTER!"

We're sorry for ruining you with violent videogames and cinema.

Dude, bowling is just.

To a somewhat lesser extent, Michael Ironside still looks great.

Star Trek: Ladder Match-stravaganza: NFO: NFO Ferengi-Pack: Today Is A Good Day To Die

Yeah, Chicago has THREE wrestling figures in my mind. Two are no longer wrestling, and Road Warrior Animal's old but cool.

"Who was that hot dog looking man who just burst into here?"

Really, Benidict Cumberbatch has become the poster boy for "extreming up" an already too silly character. Why, we should all yell at Moffat for that.

JJ: OMG SYLER!

Haf-homan, tho!

Quinto's weird "playing against type" performance of a great thinker and good person who's actually just really strung out and depressed today having to deal with the most unflappable doofus ever who's not even supposed to be on his ship, WHY IS HE STILL HERE…

Kermit's pretty high on the list.

And Wilt. And if you're going to keep talking on violence sports, Andre and Hulk.

So. On just character strength alone.

Vote for Homer.

1. I WOULD NEVER SAY FUCK! NEVER! I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING WORD FUCK! FUCK!