Never forget that movie, people. Ever.

Hopefully, her last prolonged acting credit won't have to be Flashpoint. I mean, she's got a family and everything, but you never leave Flashpoint as your swan song.

"James Cameron, rising director of b-movies such as The Terminator and Piranha 2, was found dead in his room in his parents' basement last week surrounded by recent issues of the funnybook series Uncanny X-Men, written by Chris Claremont. Those close to him have comfirmed that after he received the studio's OK to…

I know about some of the weird opposites it has to 'Murican/Oi wrestling (competitors get MORE enthusiastic as a match goes on, everyone's jumping all the time, gimmicks are based on another culture's sense of humor (like Great Bodi or what the Buckethead-like wrestler's name actually is), tables are pushed to NOT…

As Todd in The Shadows clarified in his review of the song, European EDM groups never have definite member lists or set personal. In my eyes, thery're like J-Pop or K-Pop 20 girl groups, but without even the fans of the individual members. It's like if the Spice Girls had just been studio musicians like The Archies or…

Should I get into ye olde Nippon rassling? This guy makes it seem cool, but I've seem the Raja Lion tapes, y'know.

(holds four fingers up)
Crowd: THAT AIN'T FALCO!
(figure muthaf*cking four initiated)
Crowd: OOHHHHHHH WOMBO COMBO WOMBO COMBO WHERE YOU AT, RICKY STEAMBOAT, WHERE YOU AT!!!! FLAIR, HOW'S YOH DICK?!
Nature Boy: HARD AS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-D!!!

It was him, Austin.
It was him all along.

Is Calgary the Canadian Chicago, or is Edmonton?

Vancouver isn't the future capital of the world for nothing!

750 of which are the Armbar.

He was possibly the first technical wrestler in all of the history of the sport to ever be funny.

The AV Club

"Ohhh, if I could give any intangible object the Walls…it'd be this song. Armbar."

Cena.

Name a profession that trains more for trash talk than wrestling.

"And some wrestler from Canada was there,
Looking like he wanted to die…
But you know,
Wrestling's fake anyway!"

They want to keep their perspective on the song contained only on the song.

HE'S CANADIAN AND A METALHEAD.

"Jericho, could we get an actual interview?"