“The Reverse Peephole”, Season 9.

I’m pretty sure the entirety of Dark Souls’ lore was told through loading screens.

I think I did 1 loop then said WTF, checked a guide and said screw this I’m going for the bad ending. YouTubed the good ending.

Yeah, I don’t blame you, it took me forever to get through it. And it’s a shame because up until that point I loved the game.

Sometimes a game makes you do things over and over and over again for no real reason other than to drill the repitition into your head for story reasons. Like, I haven’t played Gensin Impact, but at least I can understand the idea of them trying to make money off and manipulating you accordingly (not saying I agree…

It’s kind of weird seeing a boat in Star Wars.

Or, as I see it, the only way to save face with the rest of the world is to have him face a prison term.

“Yo, listen up: This is a blog about game called Bloodborne.

I mean at least it’s not as bad as the drummer of System of a Down being a Trump supporter. Like did you not pay attention to what Serj was singing about?

We are never getting through this pandemic. Like, this is the shit when you watch movies about outbreaks you go “No no people wouldn’t be that stupid...” and then THEY FUCKING ARE.

Exactly! The true terror of the eel is not in its malevolence but rather its indifference.

not a horror game per se, but I remember being really unnerved by the Royal Chapel and the Catacombs of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, which I blame completely on my catholic upbringing lol.

Was terrified of Queen Gohma in Ocarina of Time for a good while. Kinda surprised the eel from SM64 didn’t get any shoutouts.

Hail Paimon.

Is anyone else relieved it’s just a nightmare of teeth and gums and not a crunch crisis or harassment allegations? I opened this article thinking “oh god, what happened? What did they do?” and saw a hallway of incisors and bicuspids and went “oh. Is that all?”

BURN THE HERETIC.