I guffawed at the Hundred Hand Slap.

That’s a ‘behelit,’ an arcane talisman and plot macguffin in Berserk land. It was likely an inspiration for red/black eye orbs as Miyazaki is apparently big into Berserk.

I can’t even look at this guy without thinking of how badly he tanked on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Crossword clue for the day:

Toad doesn’t deserve this.

Surely he has some extra lives.

RAGE.

No doubt that would have been a satisfying arc for Draco. I do love a good redemption arc.

I always found the treatment of Slytherin as homogeneously evil to be kind of lazy, or a narrative convenience.

I think I love this guy. Just seems like an A+ dude.

With regular sunscreen I’ve had that experience where it sort of migrates down from my forehead to my eyes and stings, but I haven’t had it happen with this one.

With regular sunscreen I’ve had that experience where it sort of migrates down from my forehead to my eyes and…

I recently bought the Biore for first time and it is indeed amazing. No greasy feeling at all and it even smells pleasantly citrus-y.

I recently bought the Biore for first time and it is indeed amazing. No greasy feeling at all and it even smells…

What’s with all these awesome looking 2-D games coming out all at the same time?

I hope you cleaned those controllers vigorously...

Mike Tyson had it right on this one:

Mandlebaum! Mandelbaum! MANDELBAUM!

That tie has been photoshopped, right? ....RIGHT?

I’m pleased to inform you your brilliant original story has won you the 2018 Kodansha Manga Award. Where do we send the plaque?

Thanks. This was an interesting, bizarre read.

Everyone’s a Goku.