roryandtheponchoboys
Rory
roryandtheponchoboys

Indeed, people love to hate me

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

Eeeeeehhhhh, most of this evidence seems built in the idea that his eyes are completely dead and not functioning. If he's just seeing big blurry shapes all the time, he'd still be functionally blind and still fully capable of doing this stuff, especially since he's got his other senses and has been relying on them for

This only makes me love pandas more, for being smart enough to trick the humans.

This* is why Deadspin exists. Awesome work.

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+1 Daniel. Well done.