These flashing brake lights don’t just activate every time you depress the brake pedal. It is calibrated to flash when the pedal is depressed quickly and hard. Under normal braking, the lights will behave like normal brake lights. And because 99% of braking won’t activate the flashing, it is quite a useful indicator…

I know that certain cars, certain Fiat, BMW and Mercedes models (and even this crazy Mazda RX-500 concept) have hazard lights that come on depending on how hard you push the brake pedal.

Driver wasn’t satisfied with the car wash; decided to get another one.

Not saying BMW drivers aren’t _____ , but you’ll get interesting results with any auto-finish phrases.

Only if McGuyver had FiberFix. His show would have never been cancelled.

Need something on the front? Don’t worry fellas. We’ll be forced to put a license plate there.

There has to be a tumblr out there dedicated to GIFs of Ballaban. Somebody make it so.

Even if the Falcon Door kinks are all resolved now, I wouldn’t bet on their longevity.

Should be re-titled as,

Wow Doug. I used to think you were the last great thing about Jalopnik. But your reply is so far from reality that I don’t even know how to begin tearing it apart. Others here have already done that so I’ll just leave it alone. Today you can join Matt Damon in the “normally respected people saying stupid shit”…

Abobo face.

I call BS on that. There were tons of people that video taped them on the sidewalks. Cross referencing the owner to the plethora of videos would quickly determine who was or wasn’t driving. Even the “journalist” that got the death threat should be able to easily identify the driver.