I may sound like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, I am an idiot.

Great minds think alike.

This Christmas, I received the Simpsons' LEGO house set… it's sitting in the garage unassembled. Also, I think it would be strangely appropriate if Mega Blocks made Family Guy sets.

This comment reminded me of the comedian's monologue in "Goodfellas" that's heard during the airport heist. Well done.

I gave myself unnecessary anxiety. For a second, I thought Brandon Routh was reprising his role as Superman.

Yeah, I was expecting Tara Reid as the scientist.

Kanye should go home and be a family man.

Is Mad still around? I stopped reading once they went from a monthly to a quarterly publication.

I tried, but could not come up with a better Indiana Jones joke, so instead I upvoted my original post.

Chris Pratt is Pawnee, Indiana Jones.

Why should Kanye have to apologize for Predator? It's a solid film.

It's a graduation, bitches!

Kanye doesn't care about surprises.