Or a tribble

...wait, what?

I also missed out on a mint Orvis Edition ZJ. I have a weird affection for it. SO NINETIES.

I talked to a woman about a OJ-style Bronco last year that looked solid and should have fetched $4-5K. She had it listed for like $1500.

Who do I have to sleep with to get that amazing job?

What usually kills a zipper merge, in my experience, is actually the overcautious driver that sees someone trying to merge and then SLAMs on their brakes to about 45 to let them in.

You know shit’s serious when Freiburger actually has shoes on

Still less sax than Philip Rivers will take this season

But the box said 10 horsepower

Let’s not forget their best reciever in the last 25 years, Michael Jackson

You’re the shit. Keep it coming.

Probably a Mustang with an M3 motor

Hit him so hard, he forgot which side of his head got hit

I think you mean “Here’s a Ram pickup barreling through a bollard”

It has the headlight to body ratio of Dolly Parton

The car isn’t bad, either.

I like your avatar. I recently saw an ad for board shorts that have the dixie cup print on them.

See WelfareCadillac’s reply to my comment. There’s always a Sponsored article that pops up on the front page between real articles.

Came here to post this. Got delayed because it seems like those ads are all missing now. Hmm.