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Does anyone else thinks its appalling that no one seems to know how we orgasm? It's 2014, how do we not have this shit on lock down? In fact, you could have just fucking asked women, how many different types of orgasms do we have. I could have fucking told them, and no wet tampons would have been needed. Sorry, but…

Wow. This may be the most flawed study ever featured on Jezebel, and I feel like that's saying a lot.

We used functional sonography of the stimulated clitoris either during manual self-stimulation of the external clitoris or during vaginal penetration with a wet tampon.

I hate that stereotype that women take forever to get ready. My boyfriend takes much longer than I do. He has to put on his million sprays and make sure his hair is arranged properly and coordinate his underwear with his socks and preferably also his shirt and check his phone and then choose the best shoes and his…

Oh Lily, I love your music so, so much. Please don't ruin it for me. Also, I wish I would live in your world where all women and men are equal and men think Victoria's Secret models are disgusting but the every day woman is the most desirable being around. London must be such a magical place.

What's the man version of feminism?

I have THE WORST dog fever right now. (I go through dog fever like some women have baby fever. I never had that problem myself.) The sneeze, the diaper...DEAD.

So, just as I suspected Nicki is perfect.

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Her brows are too light.

Holy shit. No idea why Crystal Renn is at an Oscars party, but she looks unbelievable. A great contrast to the seas of champagne sequins and tasteful pastels.

PS: I googled "bad picture of Lupita Nyong'o" and this is all I got

OH COME ON!

Can we introduce a law that lets people who wanted to have an abortion but couldn't because of excessive red-tape sue state legislators for "forced pregnancy" regret?

This is why I hate so much when people pretend that representation doesn't matter. It matters. When you never see reflections of yourself as worthy, you logically conclude that you are not worthy. It matters.

To dismiss the KKK as merely racist and extreme would be to ignore the fact that their beliefs are shared by a troublingly large percentage of the American population.

I don't understand these people, and I won't respond to them.

Cindy™ by Mark Jacobs

If you decide to patronize this business, some of your dollars are funding radical anti-choice (and therefore anti-women) organizations. That makes it relevant, IMO.