The funeral, as they say, is for the living. So I would argue, do whatever you have to to get the taint of the dead off you.

Can't we just dispose of the rings altogether? I'm a man, and I neither want to buy an engagement ring, nor wear an engagement ring. It's already unreasonably expensive to get married (seriously, every time one of my friends gets married, they end up spending, what amounts to, a serious down payment on a house which…

You're a sexual predator.

I used to live on the same street, and I used to sit on the hill and smoke cigarettes and imagine which house was the Tanner house.

Do guys think that's a sexy line? That you could rip my ass in two? Because it makes my lady parts shrivel.

One great thing about being an adult is that teens are very unattractive to me. GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK TYLER.

I say good for the Loris! They are beautiful little things being treated like crap by an exploitative industry. Maybe this will make people think twice before they use wild animals as props.

I say this as a Canadian, so I'm sorry if this is offensive, but does anyone else find the general attitude of America towards its military kind of uncomfortably intense? Like, I guess what this woman did was a bit disrespectful and silly, but was it really THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER?

This is so much worse than all that raping that goes on in the military, amirite? She should be court-martialed immediately!

I call bullshit. She's probably just stating this for the infamy. She was so sloppy in the one killing she was busted for, what are the odds she actually killed 21 other people and didn't get caught?

Sorry, "Lilo and Stitch" puts Ariel to shame. Show me a kitten Stitch and my wallet is yours...

Does Miley see Britney as some kind of spirit animal? I noticed that they did duet on a track on Miley's album. Let's hope Miley doesn't go thru something like Brit Brit did years ago...

Her?

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Wow... a crown that's EXACTLY as old as the Earth!

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

Am I the only person who fricking loved Bachelorette?? It got some wonky reviews, but I laughed hysterically the whole time. All of the leads are among my absolute favorite actresses - Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, Lizzy Caplan, and Rebel Wilson. Adam Scott was wonderful and James Marsden was a perfect douche. They…

Instead of objectifying women on their swimsuit cover, SI just took the next logical step and objectifies an object that objectifies women. Very meta.

Why are you advocating punitive measures for people who have done nothing wrong? Abortion is a consequence. Even for those who are firmly pro-choice and are certain of their decision, it's still a difficult event to face. No one would rather have an abortion than not be pregnant.

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.