Thus, The Bachelor.

And thus, Lynn Sheperd got the attention she so desperately craved.

WHY IS MINDY KALING SO PRETTY? THOSE EYES!

What can you tell about the "lifestyle" of a patient during an examination?

Marc Jacobs is obsessed with Jessica Lange.

She has no obligation to these children simply because she and her employers were raised by parents of their own. Those people chose to have kids to one degree or another. Maybe they couldn't afford an abortion or birth control. Maybe they were pressured into having more kids than they wanted to or could afford. Maybe…

She gave birth in front of a news crew, across from The Children's Place?

Well, at least now they're finally getting down to brass tacks instead defending their ideas as informed and somehow "woman-friendly".

All ridiculousness aside, why can't it always be the 90s?

How about people just take it case by case?Your strategy seems good for what was once an abusive or messy relationship, but I don't think swearing people off just because you're no longer dating is a breakup panacea.

That was incredible. The description was dead-on and I've magically inherited a life-time supply of Ferrero Rocher.

Courtney Love just opened herself up to a whole slew of "did you do it's?".

I'm not saying she doesn't say things that are also completely idiotic and spoiled sounding, because she does (but who knows—maybe those are also pre-orchestrated tidbits of her "image" as well) but she spoke a lot about how she was essentially used by the Disney company, about how she and her costars had be little…

Yes, the use of little people and her jokes about mental illness I'm also not too keen on.

Oh my god, yes "Lilo and Stitch" is my favorite. I need to see it with kittens.

I hate Miley ' s racist/ableist bullshit, but I really do feel like she has this weirdly intelligent, insightful view of the entertainment industry and a large part of me wonders if she's just kind of trolling all of us with her ridiculousness. Also I'm excited for Bangerz because Sky Ferreira deserves way more…

Oh gee. They took the phone as evidence, did they? I know how cynical that sounds, but this seems like it could so easily turn into a case of teaching a young female to feel ashamed of her sexuality while simultaneously exploiting it.

Yeah, I don't want to say that's the case for all people with BPD, because it totally isn't, but BPD is the disorder I happen to have, and it is a living Hell sometimes. Your emotions and interests, nay, obsessions, shift from one moment to the next, it's always been hard for me to hold down regular jobs, which is why…

I feel like people have lost sight of what "average-looking" really means because of all the unrealistic ideas and images of beauty that are produced. I'm not asking this to be a smart-ass: Personal taste aside, do you really think Brad Pitt is what the mean (ie average) of what American men look like?