Noted. Thanks :)

Anyway, buddy, I gotta go, but I'll be back on later to continue our discussion about the Boxer Rebellion. Save me some crunchberries!

Don't tell mom the babysitter ' s UNDEAD

DId I ever tell you about the time I spent the weekend at Uncle Bernie'S?

Snowball, HoHo, Yodel, Devil Dog, Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead.

Did I ever tell you about the time I did the hokey pokey, but I refused to turn myself around? That's what it's really all about.

Well, at least you just let all of Kinja know you're an equal opportunity asshole. I mean, I guess if you're going to tell people irrelevant shit that makes you feel superior based on nothing but the fact that they're forced to sit there and listen to it until they excuse themselves to go clean up bat crap, or gut a…

Well, I've had an abortion, a nice, safe, legal one, and I was traumatized by the pregnancy itself. The abortion saved my sanity. I have never had a blink of a regret. Because, much like your suggestion, it would have been nice if I'd be required to take educational classes on fetal development and what actually…

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I suppose there isn't a perfect comparison but let's take out male/female. If I said "I'm going to slap someone's genitals," how does that sound? Why slap? And if it is a slap and not a "pat" as you mentioned then clearly there is a difference and often difference of intent. The point is the slap is taken for granted,…

Dodged a bullet, I guess. I was supposed to go to this school for this major, and my family stopped me from going. Weird. Also... What the fuck?

is it sensitive?

Think about slapping a man's ball sack or the tip of his penis. The clitoris is, for many if not most women, the most sensitive / pleasure-inducing spot on your body. Unless porn is produced along the lines of official BDSM, there is no reason to assume that clit-slapping produces a pleasurable response. Therefore it…

Oh, absolutely. That's why I said, "in my interpretation". Because as someone who likes pain, that's still one place I have personally never understood the enjoyment of pain. But if we're trying to interpret something in terms of the male view of main-stream pornography (in which the female is typically submissive),…

Spitting I get—wetter usually does feel better. The slapping, whether or not women end up enjoying the sensation, seems like something that was probably degrading in origin. Hitting the most sensitive/pleasure - sensitive part of a woman? Seems too distinct to be a coincidence (but that's just my interpretation).