I am an American and I concede all thoughts, witticisms, and comebacks to you and this comment.

Quite frankly, if this was a deep, royal purple, a dark red, or black, I would wear the shit out of it. It's the print and color that makes it an iffy choice, for me.

Listen, she needs man muscles to hold up her smile. No woman can smile on her own forever. AND IF SHE STOPS SMILING SHE'LL NEVER ATTRACT A MAN. WHAT THEN?! SHE MIGHT END UP A SINGLE , TALENTED, RICH, OLDER WOMAN WITH GORGEOUS GRANDCHILDREN. Tragic.

Whatever. If Don Draper and Patrick Bateman are allowed to be beloved (in the iconic sense) male characters then people can just shut right the fuck up about whether or not a female character is likable. We shouldn't and don't need that sort of approval.

Wow. Perfection.

Omg do it. I chopped mine all off last year and the actual process of getting it cut off literally felt like someone was cutting all the ties I'd made mentally with trying to match generic beauty standards. Plus, it looked sexy and badass and I FELT sexy and badass! Another plus? 2 second hair care. It literally cut…

I feel the same way but my aunt and uncle split ten years ago and even though things weren't perfect instantly, they were bringing their new respective SO to intimate family gatherings without a drop of drama and acting like old pals within a year. It's stayed that way ever since. They really do just seem to love and…

Oh, there are definitely plenty of feelings in the record. I wasn't saying that subjective feelings aren't taken into account on the record. And I didn't say it's impossible to prove feelings, just that it can be difficult. In the example you give it doesn't seem that the individual's emotions are what's in question;…

No one in the first world can ever complain about anything, ever? So, then what exactly do you call your display of incoherent, blatantly sexist, presumptuous babbling? Besides, if I really wanted to prove men were evil, I would just point to Martin Brest for making "Gigli". Duh.

Oh, my mistake—I was looking at this from the point of view of a U.S. court situation. It's awesome to know that this isn't a big deal in Canadian Courts. As far as things seem (at least to me) in the U.S. harassers don't always face much consequences because the internet it a "gray area" or the companies of the site…

I mean, that's just my interpretation, but, it's really difficult to prove a "feeling" in court which is essentially what her lawyer has to do in order to illustrate clearly that this man's activity was not just harmless taunting but perverse harassment which violated her autonomy and made her feel in real danger and…

They are going to gaslight the shit out of her at this trial. I hope that she has a very keen, culturally aware, technology-savvy lawyer who can approach this argument the right way and normalize the idea of being held accountable for serious harassment whether it be on the subway, in the workplace, in a classroom, in…

Put a beard on it.

Are you fucking kidding me? Are we being Punkd? This person is a PUBLIC RELATIONS executive and she thought this was A. Benign and B. Going To go over well? ! So not only is she racist as all fuck, but she also sucks at the very definition of what she gets paid to do.

This is so adorable and so weird. Kind of like Eureeka's Castle.

Psst...Always look at the makeup, lighting, and expression in the eyes. They're typically the giveaways. Still, it's sad how difficult it is to tell the difference.

THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE GREATEST LOVE STORY/HOLIDAY CLASSIC OF ALL TIME WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING ME PEE MYSELF. "Cock-blocktopus" was the best evar. Maybe you can make this a Christmas tradition: Buzzkill Santa Ruins Your Favorite Holiday Classics. Next year you can do "The Sound of Music" and examine WHY an…

Unfortunately, noses are the part of our faces that change most over time anyway. Take it from a Jewish girl. When I was 10, I had an Irish, button nose. A year later, after puberty hit, it looked like a bad caricature drawing of Paris Hilton's nose. Le sigh.