Really? What are they? I've never heard any of my guy friends even mention anything like this. In fact, the girls and I usually got ridiculed for our lady mags mentioning "girl rules". Of course that was in high school and college but I've seriously been told that essentially, the only thing guys have "rules" about…

My response to this whole thing is, "okay, so what are the 'bro code' rules?" Oh right—no one gives a fuck about them if they even exist, because no one polices the lives of men. Only the fragile, whimsical laydees who would be walking around aimlessly were it not for rules about how to live our lives.

My response to this whole thing is, "okay, so what are the 'bro code' rules?" Oh right—no one gives a fuck about them if they even exist, because no one polices the lives of men. Only the fragile, whimsical laydees who would be walking around aimlessly were it not for rules about how to live our lives.

Gawrsh! Silly me, for not seeing that before! Lady parts gettin' in the way of the thinkin' parts again.

Ugh, whenever I confront my boyfriend about his fuck-ups he jumps straight to the defensive/gaslight-ey, "So, what, are you just going to be pissed around me all day? I was looking forward to having a nice day with you, but I guess not now". And then I am left either powerless or I get to play the role of the…

This is just...tripping me out...

"Reddit loves it."

This is not so much a cat as it is an adorable little space creature sent to warm human hearts.

I get that argument, and I agree that it's not a pedophile's fault that that's their preference, but, I own a pretty awesome dildo and I still consistently seek out real penis. I think this promotes and encourages—not helps. If a pedophile really acknowledges that their cravings cannot be fulfilled like the rest of…

Because without tips they get paid about$4.00/hr. I feel like it's really obvious why you should tip your waiter unless you're abroad in a place where that isn't the custom and the waiters get paid more per hour. And, yeah, if you don't want to tip just get it as take-out instead. No big deal.

Bedtime. It was always a harsh sentence.

I NEED ALL OF THIS SO MUCH

"Do you feel that I am attacking you on this couch right now? "
"No, Not at all. "
"Good."
"I'm jus—"
"DO YOU HAVE A SEX TAPE?!?!"
I lol'd.

...no. They really aren't in comparison to men—white men at least. Because the trade off on getting ANYTHING because you're hot is getting harassed and guilted into putting up with innapropriate or even abusive behavior from the people who gave it to them (read:sex). NOTHING is free in this world, especially when you…

You know what? Non-reality and analysis of pop culture are my super besties. BRING IT.

THANK YOU. Jesus.

Wow. I'd never seen her before. She's more woman than I'll ever be.

God, I want to quote you on this. Sometimes I feel like if bending and spreading for Hustler became a culturally respected past-time, guys would start beating each other up for the chance to be the centerfold.