Now we don't even belong in the kitchen? BUT WHERE WILL I BASTE MY FERTILE LADY EGGS WITH MY EMOTIONAL WOMAN TEARS?!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That's all.

To me, there has always been a difference between joking between family and freidns, to each other's faces. It's still not "nice," but it's a pretty typical and almost healthy way to voice awful truths and bottled opinions and to mess with each other. But ripping pictures of kids from random peoples' facebooks and…

Yeahhhh...I didn't watch the video. The guy's unconscious. I don't care that he's uber-famous; this whole story is just weird and the girl's behavior is TYPE creepy. This is a clear invasion of autonomy.

This entire thing reads like an abnormal psychology midterm which provides hypothetical situations and characteristics which you, the test-taker, must pair with the most likely corresponding personality disorder.

I was unaware that Shannyn Sossamon is no longer, "young". It must have the perfect, youthful skin, teeth, hair, and physique that threw me off. Also that she's 35, not 65.

First things first—my surprised face:

I always say I learned everything I needed to know about being a woman by reading "A Rose for Emily".

I love seeing "scientific" studies being conducted on proposals that are in no way scientific to begin with. First of all, this study doesn't fall into the hard sciences to begin with.

"POP STARZ! And, oh, by the way, that girl who was essentially willing to risk her life for women's education."

It's okay...a small dose of morbid curiosity is healthy...I think?

I feel like stripping the entirety of someone's lower body in one piece is actually a pretty amazing skill.... THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE A USE FOR.

As if all of VS's marketing wasn't already denigrating/infantilizing enough—is this model seriously being forced to wear a plastic corset attached to bicycle handles complete with rainbow streamers?

To this headline I say, "is it not already?"

OH THANK GOODNESS, YOU LIKE "WHAT'S INSIDE", WE'RE SAVED FROM A DESOLATE FUTURE OF CATS AND UGLY, OLD HAG-EDNESS!

Stop...stop the words that are coming from your brain.

I mean, I love Jezebel, and when they snarkily (not a word) address issues and people that negatively impact race and gender and human rights issues, I love it, and I get it and %1000 on board. But I don't see how making fun of Taylor Momsen's eyeshadow or Miley Cyrus' lipstick/saliva/tongue/nudity has anything to do…

I hate all underwear, forever, except for men's boxer-briefs, which are soooo comfortable, but I can only practically wear to sleep. Otherwise it's all wedgies. Wedgies for days. Wedgies in the front, wedgies in the back; wedgies in any place people can get wedgies. It doesn't matter the size or style, either. I say,…

Jezebel, you're obviously an anthro-pop, snark-oriented site, with a wont to have negative opinions of people you think are hurting women culturally and politically, but there does seem to be a lot of young, sexy lady-hating lately, for seemingly no reason. Are you guys dressing up as Perez Hilton for Halloween all…

"Don't victim blame here, just because they chose to use drugs doesn't mean they deserve any of these bad consequences." Your direct quote from another post. Oops.